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Tara nang mag-meryenda sa Laguna!

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Miyerkules Santo, Tahimik. Pinilit ko ang sarili kong bumiyahe pa-Laguna, para makabili ng kutkutin at mailahad sa inyo ang iba’t-ibang mga lasa. Iyung iba namamasyal at sa pag-uwi pasalubong ang punta. Ako, pasalubong ang sadya. Maaliwalas naman ang biyahe papunta. Kakaunti ang tao. Mabilis ang biyahe mula Crossing EDSA papuntang Los Banos – dalawang oras lamang. Bumaba na ako sa may Olivares Plaza, para pumasok at sumilip sa campus. Matahimik ang mundo. Miyerkules Santo.

 

Biglaang preno ang isang walang sakay na dyip, biyaheng “College” sa may istasyon ng gasolina. Sabay tigil, sabay hagis ng walang laman na mineral water bottle sa baldosa. Matumal marahil. At inapuhapan ako ng takot bahagya dahil maraming estudyante ang sumakay.

 

Ang lumang kainan lang na napansin ko ay ang Papu’s siomai, na melts in your mouth, umaagos sa dila mo ang laman, parang palaman na lamang halos. Sunog ang dila mo sa anghang. Dati Php11 ang tatlong piraso. Di na ko napadaan kasi nagkanda-nerbyos na naman ako sa dami ng mga batang pauwi sa Maynila, tapos ko dumaan sa campus.

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Tapos tumambay, inuna kong puntahan ang Mer-Nel’s. Iyung nag-iisang roll na lamang ang kinuha ko, at pinipig choco polvoron. Ang cake ng Mer-Nel’s ampao-pula ang kahon. Matibay ito at recyclable. Kakayanin ang ma-tuhod, ma-sipa bahagya sa may paanan ninyo nang makailang beses sakaling maligalig ang mga sumasakay ng bus. Huwag lamang ma-tukuran ng nawalan ng balanseng pasaherong pumapanaog sa biglaang preno ni Manong Bus Driver.

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Malagkit ang frosting, ang tamis ay pinasobra lamang ng kaunti sa sakto, ang tsokolate ay di nakakaumay. Halos walang makitang butas ng hangin sa mismong cake ngunit napakalambot pa rin.

 

Sunod ang mga kutkutin sa The Original Buko Pie:

 

Lengua de Gato – napakasimple ng rekado: mantikilya, itlog, harina at asukal, pero ang labas, kutkutin na di ka makakatulog hanggat di mo nauubos. Parang lagi kang tinatawag, at binubuyong “isa pa, isa pa.” Kumuha ka ng pastilyas, pisain mo, lagyan ng kaunting hangin, palutungin. Lengua de gato.

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Pangilinan Sweets Pastillas de Leche – yung munchkin gawin mong purong gatas, kortehin na parang tubo ng tubig, at yung sprinkles ay asukal. Ganoon. Ang Bulacan ay sikat sa pastillas. Doon rin nakuha ang inilako sa pasalubong shop. Ang ube pastillas de leche nila ay lasang-lasa ang ube, ngunit natabunan na ang gatas. Kaunting balanse pa sana ng rekado, ang mungkahi. May kahong puti ang lalagyan ng Pangilinan Pastillas, may plastic cover, address, at contact number. Masarap.

 

Pangilinan Sweets Macapuno Balls — lasang-lasa ang buko macapuno pero wala kang mangunguya na buong laman. Malagkit sa pagnguya. Maige rin kung may kaunting matigas na mangunguya, parang yung biko ng suki namin. May malagkit tas mangilan-ngilan na rice crispies kumbaga. Nakakadagdag sa pagka-aliw ng kumakain. Madalas kasi, nagpapalipas oras ang mga mag-anak na kumakain ng kutkutin.

 

Campitas Broas – “ladyfingers” sa Ingles. Ang kaibahan ng broas sa lengua de gato ay may pampaalsa ito. Kaya ma-hangin ang loob. Mas matapang rin ang lasa. Halos aftertaste na, pero hindi pa umaabot doon. Kung may breadcrumbs na masarap, na naging tinapay, ganito ang lasa noon, at higit pa. Sa Lucban, Quezon ang Campitas. Maganda ang branding, may sunflower at papel ng magasin ang etiketa ng produkto nila.

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Ang Shing-A-Ling ni Mang Patricio – mapapakanta ka ng “Shing-a-linga-ling-ding-dong!” Walang estudyante ng unibersidad ang nakaligtas sa makamandag na alindog ng mala-ahas na hugis na kutkuting ito. Ang Shing-A-Ling ni Mang Patricio ay ubod ng lutong, kaunting anghang, at alat na katamtaman. May pait ito na sumusunod kapag nalawayan na, at bago lunukin. Tila ginagaya ang lasa ng proven ng manok.

 

Mikiron Noodle Crackers — kay Mang Patricio pa rin. Ito mapait na talaga. Parang dilis na ang dating. Hindi ko alam kung bakit mikiron. Baka miki na lasang “prawn?” Mang Patricio, kung nasa-saan ka man, magparamdam ka naman, sa reply box. Parang fish cracker ang dating nito, pero miki noodles ang korte. Mainam pang-pulutan.

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Banana chips -– Edna’s pasalubong ang nakuha ko. Malutong na malutong. Mahinahon ang tamis. Ang chips ay napaka-nipis. Parang pambalat ng gulay ang ginamit. Ang pagkakaluto ay halos golden brown na, ngunit sinadya ito, dahil alam nilang ito ang pinakamalutong na labas. Magaling. Si Aling Edna ay taga Canlalay, Binan Laguna. Punong-puno ang plastic na lalagyan, halos di na kayanin. Saludo.

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Barquillos — tubong harinang malutong, malutong lang ng kaunti sa lengua de gato, na may nakapaloob na pinong-pinong pulbura na tila pulburon. Mani ang pulbura marahil. Napakasarap. Ang pagkalat ng lasa sa dila ay maiha-halintulad sa ice cream. Pantay na pantay, at saklaw ang buong dila. Nananatili ng kaunti, dahil nga parang pulburon, pero hindi nakakasamid dahil hindi ganoong karaming pulbos ang laman.

 

Merengue ng Panaderia Pantoja – since 1950 pa daw sila. May expiration date, ngunit walang address. May makisig na kalalakihang naka-bowtie sa etiketa. Makapal ang plastic na lalagyan. May pagka-malikhain ang pagkaka-laminate nito. Sosyal ang dating. Ang ibang merengue, kapag kinagat mo, bibigay agad, at matutunaw sa dila. Ang sa Pantoja ay lumalaban. Sisipsipin mo pa bago tuluyang matunaw. De-kalidad ito. Kahanga-hanga. Isipin ninyong cotton candy o icing ng cake na pinatigas at may kaunting maliliit na bulsa ng hangin. Singtamis din ng icing. Ilabas ang kapeng barako, kapag inihain ito.

 

Espasol – nakabalot sa beige na Manila paper ang Floren’s Espasol mula sa Nagcarlan, Laguna. Maayos ang portion. Ang sangkap raw ay malagkit, buko, pinipig, at asukal. Ang malagkit at buko ang mismong nakakagat, at ang pulbos marahil ang dinikdik na pinipig. Tama ang tamis. Nakali-libang dahil tapos kumagat, sasawsaw ka dun sa pulbos, para matabunan ang parteng pinagkagatan. Mabigat ito sa tiyan. Mabilis rin mapanis, kaya kainin agad, pagkabili. Masarap ang Floren’s Espasol.

 

Apas – Campitas, sa Lucban ang may luto. Korteng dog-tag ng mga sundalo. Malutong. Shing-a-ling na matamis ang dating, pero ang pait ay nakakubli, di gaya ng sa Shing-a-ling. Ang apas ay may asukal na tila mahiyaing tagaluto ang nag-budbod. Konserbatibo ang pagkakalagay ng mga pampalasa. Mainam ipares sa mga ubod nang tamis na mga minandal at inuming tsokolate.

 

Toasted pastillas — lumalaban sa pagnguya ang likha ng Krimmy’s. Sa unang tingin, iisipin nating may lasang usok o sunog dahil toasted, pero bahagyang-bahagya lamang ang pagkaka-toast at nag-caramelize ang asukal dahil dito. Iyun ang malalasahan ninyo. Pastillas na caramelized nang kaunti.

 

Country Choco Milk – malapot ang gatas; ang tsokolate ay nasa kalagitnaan ng tablea at yung nabibili sa inyong suking tindahan. Swabe, walang sabit. Sakto ang timpla. Ang packaging ay botelyang plastic na maaaring muling gamitin. Tatak ay baka. Kung sa stuffed toy ay napakasarap tirisin. Ang kyot. May expiration date.

 

Naka-tengga lang kami sa kalsada sa may simbahan malapit sa tirahan ko. Buti pa iyung dyip sa harapan, may mga nagse-selfie na dalagita, isinama ang pagkuha sa parada.

 

Naiinip ako, hindi naman ako makalakad tulad ng iba, at napakarami kong dala. At isa pa, wala na akong lakas. Naka-kain pa ako nang lagay na yan doon sa may terminal sa Crossing EDSA.

 

Miyerkules Santo kasi. At kahit anong araw, kung gusto mong may mangyari sa buhay mo, dapat talaga, magtiyaga, at payt lang nang payt.


Keeping kids occupied during summer break

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“Ang boring! Wala akong magawa!” 

We’ve muttered this phrase one too many times during our own summer breaks when we were kids. To us, it seemed like the end of the world. We had so much free time but couldn’t do anything! Sure, we could help around the house, watch TV (again), but what else could satisfy our then-short attention span? On occasion we’d mutter those lines and try to tinker with things around the home and the neighborhood to keep ourselves occupied.

As a parent now, I realize how tough it is on parents hearing this from kids. It’s especially tough for parents who stay and work form home. Gone are the daily routines of housework, going to market, having quiet time to work, even putting their feet up to relax even for just a bit. This system they have gotten used to during their children’s school year is shaken up once summer vacation comes along. The parents do just as much adjusting as the kids do! Their routine is rattled as children dominate the home once again, their energy filling up the home. While a great delight, it could also be a big challenge for parents. Once they hear “It’s so boring! I can’t do anything!”, the parents begin racking up their brains for a plan. Summer classes? Summer chores? These are the go-tos, but how else can they keep kids occupied during the summer break? Here are some tips on how to keep kids’ boredom at bay!

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Create a summer masterpiece. At the end of the two month break, what is a tangible way of showing how productive they were during summer vacation? For kids who love art, get them a big blank canvas and some paint materials like acrylics or water-color. Each day of summer break, ask them to paint one thing on the canvas. They could be random items – a simple brush stroke, a teddy bear, a flower, a cartoon character, anything that brings them joy as they paint it on the canvas. Do this everyday for that two-month break. At the end of the summer, you have yourself a summer masterpiece. Consider doing a joint project among siblings, or individual ones. Energies are channeled creatively, even in small doses. To make things more interesting, go mixed media. Ask them to paste an item that best captures the highlight of the day – a movie ticket from a summer premiere, the wrapper from a piece of gum they received from a friend. The more personal the pieces, the better. Once completed, they can look back at the piece and find joy in every stroke, in every item on the canvas. This is their summer masterpiece.

If your children are not into art, a summer masterpiece can still be done. For budding writers, a poem a day might be more motivating. Compile their short stories and poems at the end of summer and present it to them in a book. For the tech-savvy kids, documenting their summer break with their phones is also possible. Take a video a day and edit them as the summer rolls along.

children-1246383_640Choose summer classes that match their interests. As much as piano lessons and ballet classes appeal to you, what if they just aren’t what your daughter is into? Get a list of summer classes from various schools and programs. The blog Mommy Practicality shares a list of summer classes in Metro Manila that kids can join. (Read the blog entry here.) Contact each organization to get an updated list of courses and fees. What’s most important is that the workshops you choose are in line with your kids’ interests and their developmental needs. They should also be fun! Nothing’s more miserable than feeling like you’re going to school on your summer break!

laundry-804513_640Make a list of chores with corresponding peso value. A job will help teach them responsibility, and chores around the home are a simple way to kick them off. Associate a peso value with a specific chore. Packing away toys neatly and properly after playtime can equate to 10 pesos. Helping Mom prepare ingredients for mealtime could equate to the same amount. This exercise is also good in habit-building so they can help around the home more. Make sure they are guided in efficiently and effectively doing the chores and not just completing them for the sake of having said they finished the chore. Discipline is key, but the payoffs will be great.

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Create a clubhouse. Give your children their own space at home beyond the living room and bedrooms. This could be a small area in the backyard. If there is limited space, you can create a summer corner at home for the kids. Pitch a small tent inside the home and mark this as a kids’ only space! This is the place they can decorate as their very own cove for the summer. They can hold ‘secret’ meetings with their friends here too!

 

There’s a lot to do beyond just playing games on the mobile phone and watching TV. Keeping kids occupied during the summer break can be done in many more ways. What’s essential is that they feel the joy and freedom of a summer break, no matter what activity you choose together. It is summer after all!

NEWSKUPOW!! Sa gitna ng unos, it’s SuperMar!

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NAKITA N’YO NA BA YUNG UNIFORM

na gustong ipasuot ng COMELEC

sa Board of Election Inspectors (teachers)?

 

Bakit mukhang….. APRON???

 

Ahh… baka may lulutuin.

 

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SABI NI COMELEC SPOKESMAN JAMES JIMENEZ,
para daw ma-“uplift ang dignity” ng election inspectors.

 

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Comedian din pala itong si Jimenez, ‘no?!

 

*****

 

MAGKANO NAMAN ANG GAGASTUSIN

ng COMELEC para sa uniforms na ‘yan?

 

Mga P21 MILLION lang naman.

 

Mayaman pala ang Pilipinas??!!!

 

*****

 

ISANG ARAW LANG PO GAGAMITIN ‘YANG

P21 million na ‘yan.

 

Ganyan kaluho ang mga nakaupo.

Kabobohang priorities.

 

Manang-mana sa nag-appoint sa kanila.

 

*****

 

NAPANOOD N’YO BA YUNG AD NG PRIDE DETERGENT

na may mga batang nagtatanong?

 

“Bakit sabi nila may kandidatong magnanakaw?”

“May kandidato raw na kupitero?”

“May kandidato raw na papatay ng tao?”

“Bakit may kandidato na hindi pa handa?”

 

Marimar!!!

Lumapit-lapit ka nga dito!!!

 

*****

 

OBVIOUSLY, PATAMA ITO SA MGA KALABAN NI MAR.

 

Ang may-ari ng ACS Manufacturing Corp.

na gumagawa ng Pride Detergent

ay nagmula sa Capiz, ang probinsiya ni Mar Roxas.

Coincidence?

 

*****

 

SABI NG MAY-ARI NG PRIDE AT ACS,

hindi raw sila pro-Mar.

 

Wushuuu!!!!

 

Tulad ni Boy Sisi at ni Boy Epal,

akala n’yo siguro, lahat ng Pilipino ay…

TANGA.

 

*****

 

PAANO KUNG MATALO SI MAR?

 

Eh di… lulunukin niya ang kanyang…

PRIDE.

 

*****

 

EH YUNG AD PETILLA PARA SENADOR?

 

“Icot Petilla po!

Paikutin natin ang asenso!”

 

PAIKUTIN MO ULO MO!

Di mo na maiicot ang ulo namin, Icot!

 

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EH NOONG ENERGY SECRETARY KA PA,

napababa mo ba ang singil ng kuryente?

Natupad mo ba yung pangako mo

pagkatapos ng Yolanda???

 

Icot pa more, Icot!

 

*****

 

NAALALA N’YO BA SI FRANCIS TOLENTINO?

Yung isa pang epal na nagta-traffic sa EDSA…

matapos magtawag ng press people?

 

Ang sabi niya sa ad niya:

“Samahan n’yo akong maghanda

para maging ligtas ang ating kinabukasan.”

 

Ehhh…  kayo na lang po.

Dito na lang po us.

 

(Kapal naman talaga nito!)

 

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KINUWESTIYON NAMAN ANG AD

ni Risa Hontiveros.

Mukhang sa pondo raw kasi ng PhilHealth

nanggaling ang ginastos dito.

 

Bakit hanggang ngayon,

wala pa ring sagot dito si Hontiveros?

Mahirap bang gawing transparent

ang source ng campaign ads?
So, asa ka pang makakapasok ka sa senado!

 

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EH YUNG AD NI CHIZ ESCUDERO?

 

Bakit parang lasheng ang boses niya?

 

Tinatanong pa ba yan!

 

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PERO ANG “KAHINDIK-HINDIK AD AD” AWARD

goes  to…

 

LEILA DILIM’ah!

 

Oo, maganda yung naunang TV ad niya.

Yung black & white na parang period movie.

Pero yung bagong ad?

 

“Sa inyo at sa bawat pamilyang Pilipino…

I love you.”

 

Bedroom voice!

Babangungutin kayo!!!

 

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BAWAT KANDIDATO AY HINA-HIGHLIGHT

sa ad nila ang pinakamaganda nilang quality

sa loob lamang ng ilang segundo.

 

Sa radio ad ni Leila de Lima,

ni-highlight ang sa tingin nila ay ang kanyang best asset:

ANG BOSES N’YA.

 

Sabi ng male voice sa ad:
“Ganda talaga ng boses!

Ma’m isang ‘I love you’ naman d’yan o!”

 

DE LIMA (seductive voice):

“I love you.”

 

YAN!!!!

YAN NGA ANG KAILANGAN NATIN SA SENADO!!!!

 

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IBOTO SI DE LIMA!!!

 

Bilang pasyon singer!

 

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PAGANDAHAN BA NG BOSES SA SENADO?

 

Aba’y di panalo na si…

Rey Langit!!!

 

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PERO ANG PINAKAPATOK NA ISSUE

sa netizens nitong nakaraang linggo

ay ang KOMIKS NI MAR ROXAS

na pinamagatang “Sa Gitna ng Unos.”

 

Pinuri ng komiks ang kabayanihan ni Mar

nang manalasa ang bagyong Yolanda

at sa mga araw matapos nito.

 

Ah…. comedy pala!

 

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PINAGPIYESTAHAN ANG KOMIKS NA ITO.

Nagsulputang parang kabute

ang mga memes at iba pang spoof

ng komiks na ito.

 

Sample:

 

“SA GITNA NG UNOS!”

 

ay naging

 

“SA GITNA NG UNGAS!”

 

Gusto mo (Mar) ng KUTOS?

 

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SABI SA KOMIKS:

“Muntik-muntik nang mapahamak

si Mar sa lupit ng Yolanda.”

 

Dahil nasa loob siya ng isang hotel

at nagtatago sa ngitngit ni Yolanda??

 

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NAG-VIRAL ANG ISANG VIDEO

kung saan makikita ang  guests ng Leyte Park Hotel

na nag-huddle together, takot na takot

sa pananalasa ni Yolanda.

 

Kasama sa guests na iyon si Marimar!

 

Muntik-muntik nang mapahamak?

O muntik-munitk nang maihi sa salawal niya?

 

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MAKIKITA RIN SA KOMIKS ANG DRAWING NI MAR

na may ganitong dialog;

 

“Kailangang isama ang lahat sa basement!

Walang maiiwang sinuman!”

 

Huh?!!

 

May storm surge, ser.

Lulunurin mo silang lahat sa basement???

 

Aba’y katalino!!!

 

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SABI PA SA KOMIKS:

Nasa gitna nang nakalulunos na tanawin si Mar,

kasama siyang nagsasaayos ng paligid…

nag-aasikaso sa mga sugatan at agaw-buhay.”

 

LIPA CITY ARCHBISHOP RAMON ARGUELLES:

“Nagpa-photo op lang si Mar.”

 

Boom!

 

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ITO NAMAN ANG SABI NI FR. RAMIL COSTIBOLO

na naroon mismo sa Tacloban

nang manalanta si Yolanda.

Part ito ng sulat niya kay Mar Roxas:

 

You were barking orders to a nonexistent owner

of a heavy equipment being used for d construction

of petron. “Gamitin na yang heavy equipment

kasi nabahaan tayo. Ako na ang bahala sa Petron.”

I’m not sure if you were in a panic so as not to notice

that there were no people near the equipment

and it was also fully submerged just hours before

so as to entertain the possibility that it wont start

much less work? Or were you just giving orders

for the sake of media exposure because a tv crew

was pointing the camera at you?

 

Yan ang boom na boom!

 

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SABI PA SA KOMIKS:

Sa kabila ng maigting na intensiyong makatulong,

ang mga maikling pagtatalo at munting

di pagkakaunawaan ay pinalaki agad

ng mapaniwalang miyembro ng media.”

 

Ahh.  Si Gloria at ang media.

Sila ang may kasalanan ng lahat.

 

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YANG HULING ITEM AY TUNKOL DOON SA

famous words niya na:

 

“Remember, you’re a Romualdez

and the president is an Aquino.”

 

at

 

“Bahala kayo sa buhay n’yo!”

 

Bakit kaya hindi isinama ‘yan sa komiks?

Madrama pa naman sana.

 

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GAYA NG BUHAY NI MAR…

ang lahat ng sinasabi sa komiks ay…

DRAWING.

 

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SABI NGA NI FB FRIEND @WARDEN PHOENIX:

 

So, pinapalabas ng comics na “superhero” si Mar?

 

Aba astig!

Sya si CLARK CAN’T!

Si SUFFERMAN!

 

*****

 

ANO ANG REACTION NI MAR SA KOMIKS?

 

“I didn’t approve it,

but it’s accurate.”

 

WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

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MAR ROXAS:

 

“To those who appreciated it, thank you.

To those reacting negatively, they are probably

supporting our rivals, and perhaps they are

reacting negatively because they see

how effective it is.”

 

Effective daw???

 

Isa pa…

 

WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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ANO NAMAN ANG REACTION NG LIBERAL PARTY?

Natural, dinepensahan nila si Mar.

Dapat daw MAY DRAMA.

 

Huh???

 

Di ba sabi ni Mar….

 

Ayyy, ambot sa imo!!!

 

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ANO NAMAN ANG REACTION NI ATE KORING?

Dedma.

Nagpakuha pa nang nakangiti

habang hawak ang komiks.

 

Nabatiko tuloy ng netizens.

 

“It’s not a laughing matter,”  ‘ika nila.

 

Maglako ka na lang ulit ng tsinelas, ateng.

 

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KAY MAR PA RIN, SPEAKING IN FRONT OF BUSINESSMEN:

 

“The nation has gone from diaper, to short pants.

And the question now is how to get from short pants,

to long pants.”

 

Tumatakbo ba ito bilang…

sastre???

 

*****

 

MAR IN FRONT OF BUSINESSMEN:

“I won’t retain PNoy’s cabinet.”

 

Eh di umamin ka rin na palpak

ang gabinete ng bossing mo!

 

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ANG APRIL 1 AY APRIL FOOLS DAY.

Pero hindi nakakatuwa ang nangyari

sa mga kababayan nating magsasaka sa Kidapawan,

ang capital ng Cotabato province.

 

Tatlong buwan na silang naghihintay

ng tulong na mula sa P238 million

calamity fund for Cotabato.

 

Tuyo na ang lupa nila.

Wala nang masaka.

Wala nang makain.

 

Pagkain po ang hinihingi nila.

Bakit bala ang ibinigay n’yo sa kanila?

 

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PNP SPOKESMAN WILBEN MAYOR:

“We observed maximum tolerance.”

 

MAXIMUM TOLERANCE NA PALA ANG PAGBARIL

SA MGA MAGSASAKANG WALANG ARMAS??
Baka naman MAXIMUM INTOLERANCE!!!

 

Nakakagigil.

 

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MARCH 30 NANG SINIMULANG MAGBARIKADA

ng mga magsasaka kasama ang mga lumad

ng Cotabato.

 

Para maintindihan ang mga pangyayaring ito,

puntahan ang link na ito.

 

http://www.rappler.com/thought-leaders/127971-beyond-noise-establishing-facts-accountability-kidapawan

 

Madaling intindihin.

Madaling basahin.

 

Pero hindi po komiks ‘yan.

 

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PHOTO CREDITS:

MAR ROXAS KOMIKS:  www.pydpyper.com

BEI UNIFORM:  www.mb.com.ph

KIDAPAWAN DISPERSAL VICTIM:  www.getrealphilippines.com

LEILA DE LIMA: normannorman.com

 

 

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The heat is so unbearable that children’s skins are breaking out, couples are having heated arguments and nearly breaking up, and the supporters of every candidate lashing out and nearly losing real-life friends, and not just the virtual ones. Forest fires are burning Bukidnon forests. Buildings in UP and UE, which house staunch critics of the Marcoses, have been razed. According to analysts, stock exchange markets around the world are on the bullish momentum once more, steam bellowing from its nostrils, deadset on revenue. The price of crude oil again has gone hot, and along with it, prime commodities such as infant milk, of which the local pharmacist has issued an official statement, and reads thus: “Hoy ha, inform lang kita, tataas na [ang gatas].” It is a good thing we do not use infant milk in halo-halo, since we are in a dejectable state, detestable and we are unsure where summer’s sunny predilection has gone.

Moisture is what we need to counter the heat. Aside from always bringing a water bottle with you whenever you go out, you can also frequent your market or talipapa coconut vendor. At the malls they have natural juice kiosks. Those are advised versus fraps and milk tea that tend to be overly sweet. If you cannot resist, then chase it up with your water.

You can make your own ice cream. This is a recipe we got into by accident. Take out the succulent meat of four ripe mangoes, put in a blender, and add all-purpose cream then puree. Add evaporated milk and sugar to taste. NOTE: DO NOT ADD ANY WATER. Refrigerate, and serve after several hours. If you add gelatin strips, then it becomes gelato. This is even easier to make than halo-halo.

But of course, eventually, you gonna getta hankerin’ for halo-halo. And so you need to get out.

Use a hat, or an umbrella, and be sure to fan yourself when the air is humid. Humid is when the air is so still you can hear the gossip-mongerers buzzing like carrier mosquitoes. We can always use air conditioning but unless we have a dedicated solar energy system, then that would further our carbon footprint.

Fanning should be moderate. Kung ikaw ay electric fan, dapat naka-number 1 ka lang. Save cents ka pa. Fanning like a madman means you generate more heat. You don’t want to generate more heat than you should, and you don’t want to look like a lunatic.  You should look hot, but you shouldn’t feel bacon greasy hot to the touch.

Should you find the nearest halo-halo offerings unsatisfactory, then you may scoot on further to where the lines are longer. Wala ka naman utang na loob dun sa suki mo sa may inyo. Location in business is most important, but in opposition to that, and of equal value, is word of mouth. Ask around. You may still satisfy your body’s natural urge for agua.

So you’re out, and with the sun on full blast, and the hot girls and guys a-plenty, the tendency is for the clothes to show more skin. Looking hot in the summer is a hefty bruncher’s worst nightmare. And then there’s that contention of whether painfully sweating it out is healthy. People with six-pack abs are essentially dehydrated.

In my opinion, a man with a flat tummy is more than enough. A man appearing to be in the first trimester of pregnancy is not too shabby either. That is how men are, ladies, get over it. Still, the shoulders, arms, thighs and calves should be sculpted. It is harder for women, because post pregnancy, their stomach region accumulates water and gets flabby. While men can still look hot with a slight protrusion, the females are pressured to have it leveled out. Go figure.

You ask the cute girl or guy, how much the halo-halo is (when you could have just as easily asked the vendor instead, you sly fox you) and you innocently strike up a conversation while puncturing shaved ice, and intently preventing a drop of milky water from literally slipping by your fingers. You are asked who you will vote for, and you reply, but que horror, your summer fling for the week is voting your candidate’s nemesis!

Before you know it, you’re flinging ube, leche flan, mongo, garbansos, and other such colorful beans, with the shaved ice and milky water, and sticking nata de coco up your fling’s nostrils, and stabbing with a plastic spoon. Now, you’re really hot, baby. Fuming hot.

The fumes in UP and UE are still fresh, and the forest fires in Bukidnon are presumed to have direct linkage with El Nino and global warming. The Mindanao region is in dire need of assistance. The weather there is getting to be so hot that the El Nino has indirectly claimed the lives of protesting farmers from Kidapawan, Bukidnon, only wanting to get by this heat storm, and feed their hungry families.

What is it, when we get to the heat of an argument, that prevents us from tapping our collective common decency, and saying to ourselves that we will not hurt a fellow Filipino, our kababayan? Please, let us not play the harsh game of politics to the point that we exterminate innocents. These are the innocents who have halo-halo to cool themselves down in the heat of the summer farthest from their minds.

Buying, no, thinking of buying halo-halo would already be a luxury.

The weather is hot, but why are they getting so cold a treatment from those who have sworn to protect them, to lead them, to serve them, when all they are peacefully protesting for is their right to survive, their fundamental human right to life?

Image credit: www.flickr.com/photos/photographybycolby/16425267182

Summers with lolo and lola

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nostalgia-729528_640There’s a certain security when you leave the home, knowing your child is being cared for by the same hands that cared for you growing up. It’s a kind of peace, unparalleled.

When I was a child, summer vacations meant staying over at our grandparents’ home. My cousins and I would be ‘deposited’ by our parents during the day, then picked up at night. Most times we would sleep over, conquering a room in our grandparents’ home as our very own. It was crazy. It was fun. It was also a very good way to get to know our grandparents better, even if they watched us from a distance, not joining in our childhood fun.

It was our grandparents who taught us the power of lasting love. First thing in the morning, our grandmother would have prepare our grandfather’s coffee. Our grandfather would take charge of preparing our grandmother’s medicines for that meal, laying out each capsule, each tablet, so lovingly. They would sit side by side almost all times of the day – at the sala, our grandfather watching a basketball game, while our grandmother went about one of her sewing projects; at the dining table during meals. Sometimes they’d even sit side by side when they would pursue their hobbies – my grandmother at the sewing machine, grandfather at her side reading a novel or answering a crossword puzzle. Grandparents show you a love that your own parents show you. Perhaps their level of love is so much different, so much more mature that their way of expressing love is vastly different. That was how it was with our grandparents.

Growing up with grandparents during the summer meant living up to their expectations of being a well-behaved child. My cousins and I would tremble in fear at the sound of our grandfather’s booming voice. He was a colonel, and from what we knew, a strict parent. He left us to our own amusement most of the times but at the moments we became too loud and rowdy he would raise his voice and give us a warning. You know you’ve really crossed the line when your ever-doting grandparents get mad at you.

Growing up with grandparents meant sharing in their own passions. Our grandfather loved to read novels, and no summer afternoon was complete without seeing him put on his reading glasses and sit by the window, losing himself in a mystery novel. Our grandmother loved to sew, so we were blessed with beautiful blouses and skirts crafted by her own hands. We learned to love reading and learned to appreciate the love behind every hem and stitch through our grandparents.

knowledge-1052014_640As my cousins and I grew up, we spent less time at our grandparents’ home. Summer vacations were no longer spent together. Eventually, some of us got married. Some of my cousins migrated. Summers at our grandparents’ home became a memory we fondly looked back on, but could no longer bring to life again.

Some say grandparents tend to spoil their grandchildren, not having that responsibility to discipline them. That’s the parents’ job. Summers at my grandparents’ place where a mix of freedom and discipline. We could play in the sun most of the day. We dug up holes in our grandparents’ backyard to bury treasure, then dig them up again. We splashed around in a large inflatable pool that could hold ten kids. But we also knew that mealtimes were at exactly 12 o’clock and 7 in the evening. It was also a must to take naps. Our grandmother would take out the banig (straw mat), lay it out in their living room and have us cousins sleep side by side, like logs. We hated being mandated to nap as it robbed us of precious summer playtime, but we fell asleep anyway to the sound of the chimes hanging over their front door.

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When our parents pick us up from our grandparents’ home, there aren’t any questions like “How did it go?” or “Did you enjoy time with your cousins?” They knew we had a good time. They knew that we were enjoying our summer freedom, but watched over closely by our grandparents. There’s a certain security when they leave us at our grandparents, knowing their child is being cared for by the same hands that cared for them growing up. There’s more freedom and less discipline, but it’s still a feeling of safety nonetheless. It’s a kind of peace, unparalleled.

 

Going primitive: Life without a mobile phone

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“Oh no! My phone was stolen!”

It was like a part of me was taken away. It is not that  I was materialistically attached to the gadget. It was more of the sentimental value that made it hard for me to let go. The old android was not really a hot item worth coveting. That is why I could not really understand why anyone had the interest to get it.

It was pretty hard to part with the  warm memories that came with it – it was a gift from my husband, the pictures of our children since they were babies were stored in there and I had yet to upload them to my Facebook account for keeps, not to mention the contact numbers of all my friends, family and networks.

The effect of losing my mobile phone was like a psychological mild stroke that forced me to reboot my lifestyle back to the analog days. I had to announce the bad news to everyone I met so they did not have to waste their load texting me.

But come to think of it… There were perks switching to the manual mode.

For starters, I had more physical exercise. I had to go out of my way to look for the person I needed to talk to before I could relay a message. That was a good way to burn unwanted calories.

For another, it was a chance to stretch the limits of my brain. I could no longer rely on the recorded contacts or message folders in my cell phone to automatically send messages so I was forced to memorize important numbers. I did not even know my husband’s mobile number and our own home landline by heart!   I suddenly realized how my memory went into sleep mode with too much dependence on technology. I had to actually restart and get it more activated.

I also had to be more conscious of time management. Making the extra effort of finding people and talking to them face to face may eat up some hours so I make an advanced mental note which activity to prioritize, what route to take and when I could see them to maximize breaks from office work.

Things began to get more personal, too. I did not just tell colleagues, friends and family  what I wanted or needed. Meeting up with them was a great opportunity to ask how they are and be abreast about the latest developments in their lives, promise prayers for their concerns and send regards to their spouses or parents.

I left notes for our stay-out nanny to remind her of the tasks to accomplish. I felt uncomfortable just barking orders. After the long list, I realized how busy she would be for the day so I made it a point to thank her in advance to show some appreciation. This somehow deepened her sense of loyalty and cared for our kids better.

I am the type who gets irked with people checking on me constantly (read: husband’s quirk) but strangely I began appreciating his way of showing concern. To ease off his worries, I tried my best to tell him about my schedule before I kissed him good bye. Of course, I do not leave without saying the sweet nothings, knowing that I do not have the luxury of popping up messages during the day. Now that set his good mood before getting into the daily grind.

Of course, our little daughters were not spared of some motherly smothering. I started using the hard phone instead of just texting yaya to ask how they are.  Since I can no longer make calls anytime anywhere, I did my best to finish my workload as quickly as possible to leave the office earlier than usual so I could catch our girls still awake. I used to contact them on my way home to say good night before bedtime. Without my mobile phone, I got to spend more time talking to them, reading stories and thanking Papa God for the day’s blessings. I got more details about how their day went, we had more laughter and fun leaving smiles on our faces before dozing off.

This was how my routine went for a week before I realized that I just left my cell phone at my parents-in-laws’ place.

After beating up myself for a while for the senior moment lapse, I quickly realized that it was not really that bad going “primitive” for a while. Yes, it made me realize my priorities despite the busy schedule. And yes, it entailed more time consuming errands and mind-straining memorization but I got to appreciate relationships better again. Not bad at all.

Photo credits: inhabitat.com

Meron ba talagang forever?

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Forever

Naging magkasintahan sina Joseph at Kayla simula noong 4th year high school sila. Marami ang nagsabi na bagay sila. May kaunting pagkahawig ang dalawa kaya kumbinsido ang lahat na sila ang magkakatuluyan.

Kahit magkaibang kurso at unibersidad sila pumasok pagdating sa kolehiyo, nanatiling matatag ang samahan nina Joseph at Kayla. Hindi sila nagkaroon ng alinlangan sa isa’t isa dahil alam nila na matibay ang kanilang pagmamahalan. May mga ibang lalaki na umaligid kay Kayla sa unibersidad ngunit hindi niya ito binigyan ng pansin. Madaming kaklaseng babae si Joseph sa kanyang pinasukan pero kahit minsan, hindi siya natukso.

Noong sila ay nakapagtapos sa kolehiyo, minabuti ng dalawa na magtrabaho muna bago sila magpakasal. Pagkatapos ng tatlong taon, ang magkasintahang Joseph at Kayla ay nagpakasal.
Naging masaya ang kanilang pagsasama. Nagkaroon sila ng anak makalipas ang isang taon. Para sa kanilang mga kamag-anak at malapit na kaibigan na nasubaybayan ang kanilang pagmamahalan, maswerte sina Joseph at Kayla dahil natagpuan nila ang kanilang true love.

Gayun na lamang ang panghihinayang ng kanilang mga kakilala nang malaman na naghiwalay ang dalawa pagkatapos ng dalawang taon. Maraming nagtanong kung bakit. Hindi malinaw ang dahilan ng paghihiwalay ng dalawa. Ayon sa kanila, napagisip-isip nila na hindi pala sila para sa isa’t isa.

Tuluyan silang naghiwalay. Nagkasundo ang dalawa na pagtutulungan nilang palakihan ang nagiisa nilang anak.

Sa kasalukuyan, may kanya-kanya na silang ka-relasyon. Hinihintay lamang nila na makuha ang kanilang annulment upang makapagmove-on na sila.

Nakakalungkot kapag naghihiwalay ang mga taong minsan ay minahal ang isa’t isa nang lubos.

Hindi na nagugulat ang mga tao kapag naririnig nila na may naghiwalay. Normal na daw kasi ang hiwalayan ngayon.

Sa makabagong panahon na ito, uso pa ba ang forever?

Ang sarap pakinggan ng salitang forever ngunit hindi ito madaling makamtan. Minsan yung akala mong panghabang-buhay, may hanganan pala.

Pero hindi naman porke marami kayong kilala na naghiwaly, ganun na din ang mangyayari sa inyong buhay. Tandaan ninyo, hawak ninyo ang inyong mga kapalaran. Huwag kayong mawalan ng pag-asa. Lahat naman tayo ay may pag-asang magkaroon ng forever.

Ang mga sumusunod ay ilan lamang mga suhestiyon na maaaring makatulong para ang inyong relasyon ay magtagal nang panghabang-buhay.

Panatiliin ang “kilig” sa inyong pagsasama. Ang payo ko sa mga kalalakihan, huwag huminto sa panliligaw. Hindi porke sinagot or nagpakasal na kayo ay hindi niyo na bibigyan ng kaukulang pansin ang inyong kabiyak.

Sikapin ninyo na magkaroon ng panahon para sa isa’t isa. Hindi dahilan ang pagiging abala.

Minsan nakakalimutan na magrelax dahil sa dami ng trabaho at problema. Kapag pagod ang utak at katawan sa pag-iisip, nagiging dahilan ito ng pag-aaway o hindi pagkakaintindihan.

Maglaan ng oras na magsaya. Huwag magsasawang mag-date kahit na may anak na kayo. Maaaring kumain sa labas, mamasyal, manood ng sine, manood ng concert, at iba pa. Hindi kailangan gumastos ng malaki para maging masaya. Pwede naman na simple lang ang date basta magkasama kayo.

Surpresahin pa minsan-minsan ang inyong mga mahal sa buhay. Mag-uwi ng kanilang paboritong pagkain, bigyan sila ng bulaklak, gumawa ng reservation sa paborito nilang restaurant, bilhan sila ng isang simple bagay na pakapagpapasaya sa kanila, at iba pa.

Taon-taon ninyong ipagdiwang ang inyong annibersayo dahil ang bawat taon na lumipas ay isang magandang biyaya.

Huwag maging kuripot sa magbibigay ng papuri sa inyong kabiyak. Minsan kasi masyado na tayong sanay na kasama ang isa’t isa kaya nakakaligtaan natin na purihin ang mga magagandang bagay sa bawa’t isa.

Panatiliing bukas ang daloy ng komunikasyon. Bigyan ang isa’t isa ng oras upang mag-usap. Kahit abala sa hanap-buhay, importante na magkaroon ng panahon na magkwentuhan. Pumili ng lugar na tahimik at wala masyadong istorbo para makapag-usap ng mabuti.

Magandang pagkakataon na makapag-usap tuwing nagsasalo-salo sa hapunan. Alamin ang mga nangyari sa isa’t isa sa araw na iyon. Mas mainam na tutukan ang mga masasayang pangyayari kaysa sa mga malulungkot na bagay at mga problema.

Kapag parating nasa byahe, tulad ng mga OFWs, maaaring mag-usap sa telepono o magpadala ng liham o email.

Maging tapat sa isa’t isa. Ang pagiging tapat ay isang importanteng aspeto ng matagumpay na relasyon. Maging komportable na magbahagi ng mga nararamdaman (positibo o negatibo) sa bawa’t isa. Parating magsabi ng totoo sa iyong kabiyak. Ilahad ang mga bagay-bagay na nasa isipan at puso. Kapag tapat kayo sa isa’t isa, mas madaling hanapan ng solusyon ang mga problema. Kung baga sa damit, mas madaling tanggalin ang gusot kapag parati kayong nagsasabi ng totoo. Tandaan na ang isang kasinungalingan ay kadalasang nasusundan ng iba pang mga kasinungalingan. Ang isang relasyon na napapagitnaan ng mga kasinungalingan ay madalas na nasisira. Kung gusto mo ng forever, maging tapat ka sa iyong kabiyak.

Matutong tanggapin ang mga kakulangan ng isa’t isa. Minsan meron tayong mga pagkukulang. Ang totoong pagmamahal ay ang pagtanggap sa isa’t isa nang buong buo. Huwag ninyong hangarin na magbago ang kabiyak dahil ito ang nais ninyo. Mahalin sila ng walang natatagong kondisyon.

Sa isang relasyon, importante ang magbigayan. Hindi sa lahat ng oras ikaw ang tama. Pag-usapan mabuti ang sitwasyon. Bago gumawa ng desisyon, pag-aralan muna ang mga pangyayari. Timbangin ang positibo at negatibo. Lawakan ang pag-iisip upang magkaroon ng solusyon na makakabuti sa bawa’t isa.

Humingi ng tawad kapag nagkamali o nakasakit ng damdamin. Walang taong perpekto. Minsan kailangan magkamali para mas matuto. Kung nais mong magkaroon ng panghabang-buhay na pagsasama, kailangan maging mahinanon at tanggapin ang iyong mga pagkukulang. Huwag pairalin ang pride dahil maaari nitong wasakin ang matagal niyo nang pagsasama.

Kung marunong kayo humingi ng tawad, kailangan matuto din kayong magpatawad. Tulad ng nasabi ko nung una, walang perpektong tao. May mga pagkakataon na nasasaktan tayo sa salita, desisyon o pag-uugali ng mahal natin sa buhay.

Ibukas ang isip at puso sa pagpapatawad. Kapag nagkamali ang iyong kabiyak, bigyan siya ng pagkakataon ng ituwid ang kanyang nagawang hindi tama. Ang pagpapatawad ay nakakagaan ng saloobin.

Sabihin ninyo sa inyong kabiyak kung gaano sila ka importante sa inyo. Parati ninyong sabihin na mahal na mahal ninyo sila. Iparamdam ninyo na importante sila sa inyong buhay.

Photo from Pixabay. Public domain.
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Rachel Yapchiongco, also known as Rach to her friends, is a Psychology and Marketing Management graduate of De La Salle University. Rachel is a mom to a charming boy and married to an entrepreneur who has a passion for cooking. She shares parenting experiences and slices of everyday life on her personal blog called Heart of Rachel.

When your partner is inexpressive

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Many people think that couples are two people for whom the heart beats as one. While this is generally true of most loving relationships, the real issue here is if your partner loves you in his or heart, but doesn’t necessarily know how to express it.

Be it in words, actions, or, well, gifts, some people just aren’t the sort to get their point across. And when this happens in a relationship, it can become a serious problem. The relationship in itself can be in danger of breaking up. And it could all be because one or both parties have communication issues.

Change can be the culprit
So, how does one take care of something like this? Well, it’s important to know first the following:

“The next stage” can trigger the gap
If you’ve been together for some time, and you both decide to take it to the next level – such as moving in together, or getting married – this can create new “rules” and “situations” that your partner may not be able to deal with as he or she normally does. When that happens, one natural reaction will be to keep quiet. The more intimate or serious a relationship is, the more likely it will be that the partner with more adaptation issues will end up being silent.

Unusual relationship events can be communication concerns
Sometimes, it’s not the next level. However, it can still be about a change in some aspect of the relationship. For example, if a long-distance situation happens, then one partner may feel a disconnection, or perhaps difficulty in finding ways to properly catch up once the couple is together. It could be as simple as a change of job, or job schedule – where the work shifts can upend established routines.

Some masks are being removed
This may sound weird, but a shift to being inexpressive may actually be a good thing. The partner may be finally, finally, just relaxing, and this means that he or she may be reverting to a more quiet personality, or even a more introverted one. In other words, without the pressure to “win” the other person over, they are beginning to show a less bombastic personality. It’s not laziness per se, but more of a “here is my real, quieter self.”

Being Inexpressive to begin with
Inexpressive partners can also be inherent in the relationship – in the sense that they were inexpressive to begin with. In this case, you have to ask your self the following:

Why did you fall for an inexpressive person?
Perhaps it was a special something about the person, like how they can just be there for you, no questions asked, that attracted you to the person. And now that you are, indeed together, you might be expecting more. If that’s the case, then you do have to review all the things you like about him or her, and weigh if it’s worth being together with a deadpan partner.

Did you really think you would change the person?
Straight up, this is a very dangerous question to ask. If you got together with a person because you saw some good things about them, and felt that being with the person would change them for the better, then you really, really, have to rethink the reason why you got into a relationship in the first place. If a person is naturally inexpressive or uncommunicative by your standards, and you want that person to change for love of you, then you need to have your head checked. It is unfair to want a reserved person to change just to suit your communication needs. It is different, of course, if that person initiates the change outside your influence.

Warning signs
Of course, an inexpressive partner, if it is a new development in the person’s character, may also be a warning sign.

It may be a sign of not getting what they need or want
The relationship, may, well, be winding down. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing, as not all relationships are meant to last forever. However, by taking note of sudden coolness or silence, you can start figuring out why it’s happening, and, if necessary, asking point-blank questions to find out if things should go on. It’s no joke to say that keeping on with a relationship that has run its course can only end badly.

It may be a sign of divided loyalties
Let’s put it our there: a suddenly cold reception in a relationship can be a sign of cheating. However, this is the one case where you better do some research and get some proof (unless it’s already glaringly obvious), since an erroneous accusation can trigger the infidelity anyway. It can also be a sign of cheating, but not necessarily with a person – it could be about familial loyalties, or perhaps the simple fact that you are not his or her big priority. In such a case, you have to do much soul-searching to figure out if it’s worth it to be second fiddle to your partner’s other priorities.

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Dealing with it
If your partner has always been inexpressive and it’s only bugging you lately, then the question should be on your side: why is it a big problem now? You may have to find out if you are the one who needs to do some soul-searching. It may be that times are changing for you in the relationship, and that your inexpressive partner may no longer satisfy your need for more active communication.

However, if your partner is retreating from you, then it’s something that you should analyze carefully. It could be that your partner just needs some space to work something out, or may actually just need the occasional space to reset his or her senses. On the other hand, extreme shifts or erratic bouts of silence or even outright hostility have to be dealt with squarely, and as soon as possible. It’s generally not a good idea to let awkward situations fester, anyway.

So, if you feel that your inexpressive partner needs to get a load of his or her chest, it pays to have a mental checklist like the above, just to see if you actually have to do something or just let things be. After all, lack of communication isn’t necessarily bad, it could just be, well, normal or cyclical. Relax, and just be more observant.

From Flickr.com:
“Glorious Rain,” Christopher Michel
“Rain what Rain,” Daliscar1


NEWSKUPOW! Si Dawn at si Leila, si Janet at si Rizalina

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SABI NI LEILA DE LIMA, KUNG GAGAWIN  DAW

na pelikula ang buhay niya,

gusto niya ay si Dawn Zulueta ang gaganap.

 

Pwede!

Pwede si Dawn ang gaganap na…

amo niya.

 

GAGA…

nap.

 

*****

 

PWEDE RING SI DAWN…. PEPOT.

 

O si Dawnya Buding.

 

*****

 

ANG GUSTO RAW NIYANG TITLE?

“The Lady Justice.”

 

Pwede!

Pero mas okay yata kung

“The Lady Dilim Ah!”

(The REAL Dark Justice).

 

*****

 

PAPAYAG NAMAN KAYA SI DAWN ZULUETA?

 

Siguro.

Kung may magaling na

PROSTHETICS makeup artist.

 

*****

 

DI BA ANG BEST ASSET DAW NI DE LIMA

ay ang kanyang boses?

 

Boses lang.

 

Eh di gawin na lang nating

RADIO DRAMA ‘yang talambuhay na ‘yan.

 

Good idea!

Iwas sore eyes.

 

*****

 

ETO PA ANG ISANG “HOT MOMMA”:

 

NAPOLES GRANTED BAIL BY THE SANDIGANBAYAN.

 

Money talks?

 

Not so easy.

 

*****

 

DAMAY LANG SI JANET LIM NAPOLES

dahil pareho sila ng kaso ni Rizalina Lanete,

ang dismissed Masbate Governor.

 

Pero sa palagay ko

ang target talaga ng pagpapalayang ito

ay si ex-Gov. Lanete lang.

 

Siya ay makakalaya on bail

pero hindi si Napoles dahil may mga iba pa itong kaso

at nasentensyahan na ito ng reclusion perpetua

para sa illegal detention case laban kay Benhur Luy.

 

Hmm…. interesting?

 

Read on.

 

*****

 

SI EX-GOV. RIZALINA SEACON LANETE

ay dating Congresswoman ng 3rd District ng Masbate

 

Nang maging governor ito ng Masbate noong 2010,

ang anak niyang si Scott Davies

ang pumalit sa kanya.

 

Ang isa pa niyang anak na si Joshur Judd II

ang kasalukuyang mayor ng Placer, Masbate.

Ngayon ay tumatakbo siya bilang vice-governor.

 

Ang isa pa niyang anak ay si Atty. Jesi Howard.

Siya ang nagbayad ng bail ng nanay niya.

 

May napansin ba kayo?

Si Rizalina na may nakapaka-Pinoy na pangalan

ay may mga anak with imported-sounding names!

 

Dinaig si Madame Grace!

 

*****

 

TULOY ANG KUWENTO…

 

Si Gov. Lanete ay nadawit sa PDAF (pork barrel) scam

at ikinulong sa kasong graft and plunder.

 

Si gov ay may 11 counts ng graft and plunder

dahil sa diumano’y pagkurakot ng P10 billion

na ginamit sa pekeng NGOs, na diumano’y

pagmamay-ari ni Pork Barrel Scam Queen Napoles.

 

Nakulong siya sa Camp Bagong Diwa sa Taguig City

mula pa noong Febuary 2015.

 

So… bakit siya binigyan ng bail?

 

*****

 

SABI NG SANDIGANBAYAN,

napatunayan daw nila na

hindi naman nagkita personally

sina Lanete at Napoles.

Hindi rin daw umattend si Lanete

ng kahit na anumang party o pa-misa ni Napoles.

 

Sinabi rin daw ni Benhur Luy,

ang primary state witness,

na never siyang nag-abot ng pera kay Lanete.

 

Lusot!

 

*****

 

MAGKANO ANG BAIL?

 

Ang anak ni Lanete na si Atty. Jesi Howard

ay nagbayad ng P500,000 bail from plunder

at P330,000 bail para sa 11 counts of graft.

 

Ang Janet Napoles was like,

“Barya.”

 

*****

 

AT NAG-DUET SINA JINGGOY AT BONG:

 

“Paano naman kami??”

 

*****

 

ETO ANG CONNECT THE DOTS:

 

Si ex-Gov. Rizalina Seachon Lanete

at ang mga anak niyang nasa politika rin

ay nasa ilalim ng National People’s Coalition (NPC)

ni Danding Cojuangco.

 

Si Danding din ang namumuhunan

sa kampanya ngayon ni Grace Poe.

 

Si Danding ay uncle ni Pres. BS Aquino III.

 

Mayaman si Lolo Danding.

 

Now,

connect the dots.

 

*****

 

SPEAKING OF BAIL…

 

AFTER TWO WEEKS IN DETENTION,

napalaya na rin under bail

ang mga pobreng magsasaka

na kinulong for a variety of charges,

including direct assault and frustrated murder.

 

Niloko pa sila dahil sinabing bibigyan daw ng bigas,

iyon pala ay ikukulong sila.

 

Tapos magtataka kayo

kung bakit maraming galit sa gobyernong ito???

 

*****

 

NAGUTOM NANG 3 BUWAN.

Sumigaw para marinig ng gobyerno.

Pinaulanan ng bala.

82 bullets in total.

 

Isa sa mga nasapul ay si Darwin Sulang.

Sumirit ang dugo mula sa kanyang bungo.

 

He was just 22 years old.

 

*****

 

APAT NA BALA NAMAN

ang tumama kay Victor Lumundang, 18 years old.

 

Dalawang bala sa kaliwang binti,

isa sa kanan, at isa pa sa tumagos sa lalamunan niya.

 

“Ang gusto lang niya,”  sabi ng nanay ni Victor,

“ay mag-uwi ng bigas.”

 

*****

 

ISANG LINGGONG HINDI KUMIBO

ANG PANGULO TUNGKOL DITO.

 

*****

 

ANG BAIL PARA SA MGA MAGSASAKA,

na umabot sa P546,000

ay nabayaran nina Aiza Seguerra at Liza Diño

na nag-raise funds sa tulong ng mga artists

at concerned groups.

 

Salamat sa mga taong tulad nila.

 

Kung sa gobyerno lang tayo aasa?

 

NGANGA.

 

*****

 

Umabot na sa 37.5 ang temperatura

sa Metro Manila kahapon.

At nasa 42 degrees naman ang heat index

o yung nararamdamang init.

 

Ito na ang pinamakainit na naitala

so far this year.

 

Nilalagnat na ang buong bansa.

 

*****

 

AT TATAAS PA RAW ITO, SABI NG MGA EXPERTS.

 

Magkukumbulsyon na ang buong bansa.

 

*****

 

READY FOR MORE BAD NEWS?

 

MERALCO SUBSCRIBERS

malamang na magkaroon daw ng rotating brownouts

dahil kulang daw ang supply ng kuryente.

 

Malapit na ang eleksyon.

23 days na lang.

 

Tapos may balitang magba-brownout.

 

Hmmm….

 

Connect the dots na naman ba ito??

 

*****

 

ANG BALIKATAN EXERCISES

ay ginagawa para pagtibayin ang US-Pinoy relations

at para rin pagtibayin ang security

laban sa terrorism and other enemies

(tulad ng China?)

 

NEWS:

American soldiers and Pinoy cops

nagrambulan sa isang bar sa Palawan.

Pinoy na pulis bumunot ng baril.

 

At natawa ang nga Intsik.

 

*****

 

HINDI PINANGALANAN NG AMERIKA

ang mga sundalong na-involve sa gulo,

pero sinabi nilang pinauwi na raw ang mga ito.

 

Weh?

 

Paano namin malalaman?

 

Gaya ng dati…

ASA PA.

 

*****

 

GAYA NG PANAHON,

umiinit din ang patutsadahan

ng mga presidential candidates.

 

Pero ang bugbog-sarado ngayon

ay si Davao City Mayor Rodrigo Duterte.

 

Ganun talaga pag nangunguna,

siya ang pupukulin.

 

*****

 

SEN. MIRIAM’S BACK ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL!

 

At dinumog ang kanyang sorties

sa Iloilo (noong Wednesday)

at sa Baguio City (kahapon, April 16).

 

Good for you, madam!

 

Bigla ko lang naalala ang isang quote:

 

“Whoever said that WINNING isn’t everything

obviously never had cancer.”

 

*****

 

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG WHILE

ay nagsama ulit sila ng running mate niyang

si Sen. BongBong Marcos.

 

In less than a week,

two sorties and pinagsamahan nila.

 

May himala!

 

*****

 

VIRAL NA NGAYON ANG ISANG MADE-UP CONVO

between Sens. Poe at Chiz.

Ginawa ito ni @Ryan San Juan.

 

POE: Chis, saan tayo kakain?

 

CHIZ: Salamat at naitanong mo iyan.

Ang lugar kung saan tayo kakain ay di mahalaga.

Una sa lahat, dapat malaman natin kung ano ang kakain natin

base sa ating panlasa. Sa edad nating ito importante

na i-prioritze natin ang pagkonsumo ng

masusutansyang pagkain tulad ng gulay at prutas

at umiwas sa mga tinatawag ng fastfood.

Sa paraang ito patuloy pa nating mapagsilbihan

ang ating bansa ng malusog at iwas sa sakit.

POE: Sang-ayon ako sa mga nabanggit mo Chiz.

Maidagdag ko lamang, dapat din nating isaalang-alang

na marapat lamang tayo ay kumain din sa tamang oras.

Sapagkat aanhin mo ang nutrisyon kung ikaw

ay nalilipasan ng gutom. Ayon sa pag-aaral

ng mga eksperto sa ibang bansa ang pagkain

sa tamang oras mahalaga upang mapanaitiling alerto

ang isipan at maliksi ang katawan.

CHIZ: Kung iyong mamarapatin, nais kong imungkahi

na tayo ay tumungo sa paborito kong kainan

sa Tomas Morato sapagkat sa oras na ito ay maluwag

ang trapiko at malaki ang tsansa na hindi tayo

malilipasan ng gutom sa bilis ng byahe at bilis ng serbisyo.

POE: Huwag na tayong mag aksaya ng panahon

at atin ng simulan ang pagtungo sa kainan

ng may tapang at puso na harapin

ang anumang makisalamuha sa daan

patungong kalusugan.

 

*****

 

POST NG ISANG FB FRIEND KANINA LANG

(Warning: for adults only):

 

Hutragis kayong mga taga LRT Monumento kayo!

Pinahaba nyo muna ang pila ng sasakay

saka kayo magsasabi na may sira ang TREN?

Nakakapanggigil kayong mga h**dot kayo!

Tama lang na sigawan kayo

at mura murahin ng mga tao!

Grrrrr!!! Nakakaasar amp*ta!

 

Umayos-ayos naman kayo, LRT/MRT management!

Dahil sa kapalpakan n’yo,  mga ulo nami’y lalong…

UMIINEEEEEEEETTTT!!!!

 

*****

 

YAHOO! NEW ITEM TODAY:

Mayweather-Pacquiao rematch unlikely.

 

Huh?

Bakit may ganitong news pa???

Di ba’t retired na si Mayweather

at ganun din ang announcement ni Pacman?

 

Hmmm…

may naaamoy ba kayo?

May Plan B ba sakaling hindi umubra

ang balak na pag-upo sa Senado?

 

You know.

 

*****

 

SABI NI STEPHEN ESPINOZA

(Showtime Sports general manager):

 

“Pacquiao-Mayweather rematch?

it’s really up to the audience, to the fans and the writers.

I know from talking to Floyd — if there’s demand

for a particular fight — I think he will give it

strong consideration…

If people are interested in that fight

then I think they’ll make their voices heard

and we’ll start working on it.”

 

Ano ba talaga koya?

 

Ayaw ni Mommy D!!!

 

*****

 

NARINIG N’YO NA BA YUNG AD NI SEN. DRILON?

Sabi sa ad niya,

siya raw ang BIG MAN.

 

Pero dahil sa pagkakasangkot nito

sa DAP/PDAF (PORK) scam,

mas bagay yata kung…

PIG MAN.

 

Oink.

 

*****

 

PHOTO CREDITS:

JANET NAPOLES:  philnews.ph

LEILA DE LIMA: www.youtube.com

RIZALINA LANETE:  professionalheckler.com

KIDAPAWAN FARMER’S WIFE:  www.mindanews.com

SEN. MIRIAM SANTIAGO: http://all-about-juan.info/2016/04/sen-miriam-defensor-santiago-slu-baguio-city/

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KIDAPAWAN FARMER’S WIFE:

http://www.mindanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/13rally22.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

The thrilla in thrift-store shopping

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thrift sop

Long before the ukay-ukay fever hit the metro, I was already in the thick of it. Thanks to my auntie’s influence.

She ran a sari-sari store in front of my grandmother’s house where I used to live during my college days. The small business did not give her much of an income but her closet told a different story. It was filled to the brim with signature clothes, accessories and fancy looking bags. Much more priceless was the look on her face everytime she came from the marketplace. It was as if she discovered a treasure trove and could not help but glow in excitement as she showed  off her precious finds in one hand and a basketful of vegetables and poultry in another.

“Look at this Guess green tops, this cost 10 pesos only!  This United Colors of Benetton, I got for 15 pesos!”

Yes, I know. It is a weird combination. Back then, those expensive brands were usually found in exclusive shops selling PX goods. So how come these really, really nice shirts came hand in hand with really, really “not so nice” products from the market. Wet market at that.

I found the “treasure chest” in the most unlikely place. Tita’s “bayong” of veggies was a dead give-away.

As a university student living far from home on a meager allowance, I had to maximize my money. I did not buy my weekly rations from the tourist front of Baguio. I trod the dark alleys of the market until I reached what we called Hilltop where freshly picked greens were delivered by the bulk and we could get them at a lower price. There was also fish, shrimps, meat, chicken and what-have-you. With a few hundred pesos stashed in my pocket, I go home carrying a heavy bag of stocks good enough to last me a week.

One fateful weekend, I decided to take another alley to Hilltop and emerged to a crowded stall. The journalist instinct within prodded me to check it out.

Lo and behold! It was the treasure chest! It was in the guise of a large carton filled with lots of used clothing. After a quick mental calculation of the amount I could spare from my tight budget, I joined the giddy hands and dug in.

By the time I got home, I was wearing the same silly grin on my face like a cat’s smirk with a big catch in between his teeth. One look at me and Tita knew I found her secret source.

My great finds were affirmed by the praises I got from my classmates. “Nice get-up!”

“Where did you buy that? I can’t find that in the department store.”

“Tough luck.” I thought and gave a knowing grin as I answered, “Diyan lang sa tabi-tabi (just nearby).”

The compliments were heart-warming but nothing compared to the thrill of the hunt. Like needle in a haystack, the treasure was hidden somewhere under the mound of assorted clothes. My senses were heightened like a hound’s nose up in the air and a wolf’s sharp eyes on the look out for the hunt. Once found, I went for the kill, making sure it was tightly clawed lest someone else’s fingers would get it.

Fast forward to my days as a young professional in Manila, I noticed how my officemates were so brand-conscious. A light bulb moment clicked.

I travelled back to the boondocks to rediscover the trove. By this time, the ukay-ukay business was beginning to boom and there were many stalls around Burnham Park. It was double delight. Aside from the big boxes, the clothes were already line-up in rows and rows of racks. The hunt began… Again, the thrift shop junkie’s senses were up.

With each colleague’s fashion style in mind, I rummaged for dresses, jackets and blouses  that could suit them. Back to my place in the city, I soaked the clothes in warm water mixed with sanitizer, hand-washed them and finish off with a fragrant fabric conditioner. After a good ironing, the crisp-looking and imported-smelling merchandise were ready for the big sale. They were good as new.

My clueless clients bit the bait at the price three times higher than I got them and they were happy about their great buys. Besides, where can they find signatures selling at 200 pesos without dreading to meet someone else sporting the same get-up? Malls were selling RTWs by the bulk and the last thing my fashionista friends liked was having a mirror-image of their wearables in the middle of a public place.

Business was thriving as my wares sold like hotcakes. But I had to stop before any of them discovered my source. Well, it was good while it lasted.

These days, I still browse through ukay-ukay shops once in a while but the excitement has faded. The local thrift shops now sell their products at prices higher than brand new items in Divisoria, Baclaran and Quiapo. My “wais” side tells me it is more practical to go to those place before the holidays to make the best out of the budget while making my kids and husband happy.

As a wife and mommy, I now get my pesonal, er… personal highs from garage sales for great finds. Sell it a thrice the price again? Hmmm… let me think about it.

 

Photo credits: www.yelp.com/biz/housing-works-thrift-shop-new-york-4

Lessons kids learn from the kitchen

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Little hands in the kitchen

Little hands in the kitchen

The kitchen is a good bonding place for the family. Allowing kids to help you in the kitchen can open their eyes about the value of proper nutrition, food preparation and cooking. Start them young to build a great learning experience.

Dina, a 39-year old working mom, enjoys spending time with her two young daughters in the kitchen during weekends. Every Saturday morning, right after breakfast, she takes them with her to the wet market to buy fresh meat, seafood, fruits and vegetables. It’s a routine that the girls always look forward to.

The kids have gotten used to the sights, sounds and even the scent of the wet market. They don’t mind getting their shoes wet and a little dirty when they walk on the wet floors of the market. Dina shares how her kids like to help her choose fresh produce. They even carry their own cute little baskets where they insist in putting some of the things they buy.

As soon as Dina and the girls get home from the wet market, they go straight to the kitchen and begin food preparations. Some might think of kitchen duties as a chore but for Dina and her daughters, kitchen time is all about fun learning. The kids love donning their little aprons and help their mom cook. They are always eager to learn something new in the kitchen.

The eldest, Denise, 11 years old can already cook sinigang and tinola with minimal supervision. She also loves baking brownies and cupcakes. Ysabel, 9 years old loves being her mom and ate’s assistant in the kitchen. Together, they love preparing weekend meals. The kitchen is always filled with laughter and cheerful banter.

For the siblings, the best reward of the day, is getting praises and kisses from their dad for their cooking. The man of the house happens to be their number one fan.

Kitchen is like a classroom

Encourage young kids to help you in the kitchen. Don’t’ worry too much about the mess that they might create. Tidying up is part of the learning experience. Make kitchen time something worth looking forward to. The following are just some of the valuable lessons that kids can pick up when you expose them to the kitchen at an early age.

Kid in the kitchen

Kid in the kitchen

  • Attuning senses – The kitchen is a good place to help children become more aware of different senses. Food preparation, cooking and baking can teach kids about new colors, textures, tastes, smells, and more.
  • Motor skills – Letting toddlers and preschoolers help you in the kitchen can help develop their fine motor skills. You can do this through simple kitchen activities such as letting young kids rip and peel food paper wrappers, open containers, sort ingredients, sprinkle, pour, stir, and mix ingredients.
  • Math skills – Kids can learn simple math concepts in the kitchen. Young kids can learn basic counting using various ingredients. School-aged children can practice their addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division when going through the proportion of ingredients in the recipe. Kids learn the importance of accuracy when they use measuring tools like measuring cups and spoons.
  • Nutrition – Involving kids in kitchen duties helps them understand the importance of good nutrition. Letting them help out in the kitchen at an early stage is an opportunity to expose them to different fruits, vegetables, and other healthy food. Kids are more open to trying out new dishes when they help prepare it.
  • Reading and comprehension – Go through the recipe with your kids. Encourage them to read the list of ingredients and procedure out loud. Guide kids through every step to help them understand the significance of using the right amount of ingredients and sequence of adding them as you cook the dish. Involving children in the cooking process also enhances their ability to follow directions.
  • Communication – Establishing clear communication in the kitchen is essential in cooking a meal. Miscommunication can ruin a dish. Give kids clear instructions and explain each step so that they can understand what they are doing. Encourage them to ask questions if they are uncertain or confused about something. Teach them about the meaning of new and unfamiliar words or concepts.  You can also share stories and talk about anything under the sun while cooking. Talking fosters unity and closeness in the family.
fun pancakes

fun pancakes

  • Creativity – Cultivate kids’ creativity in the kitchen by letting them garnish their food. Let children have a little fun by using cookie cutters to create different shapes out of fruits and vegetables; decorating cookies with colorful sprinkles; or putting cute faces on their pancakes using syrup, cream, fruits, and more. Unleashing creativity in the kitchen is fun and encourages kids to try different kinds of food.
  • Problem solving – The more frequent kids help out in the kitchen, the more they learn how to solve small problems. For instance, when you run out of a particular ingredient, discuss possible alternatives with your child. This allows a child to think outside the box.
  • Confidence – Acknowledge kids for a job well done in the kitchen. Positive feedback can boost kids’ self-esteem and inspire them to learn more. Keep in mind that mistakes can become learning experiences. When children make errors in the kitchen, do not reprimand them. Goof- ups are part of the learning experience. Teach them to be more attentive and careful next time to avoid committing the same mistake.
  • Independence – The more time children spend in the kitchen with you, the more independent they become. It’s important to supervise kids in the kitchen but give them a little freedom too. Let them know that you believe in them. When they are confident about what they are doing, they become more self-reliant.
  • Responsibility – Expose kids to age-appropriate kitchen tasks to give them a sense of responsibility. Make sure that the tasks are tailored for the kids’ maturity level as well as their dexterity.
  • Social skills – Encourage kids to help prepare and serve food for guests during gatherings. The food can be a good topic during conversation. Kids who help out in the kitchen can share how happy and proud they are about helping prepare the food. It’s also a good opportunity to teach kids about importance of good table manners.

 

Photo1 from Pixabay.  Public domain; Photo 2 from Pixabay. Public domain; Photo 3 from Pixabay. Public domain.
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Rachel Yapchiongco, also known as Rach to her friends, is a Psychology and Marketing Management graduate of De La Salle University. Rachel is a mom to a charming boy and married to an entrepreneur who has a passion for cooking. She shares parenting experiences and slices of everyday life on her personal blog called Heart of Rachel.

Onlayn titser

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online teacher

Tipong self-employed ka na rin, kapag online teacher ka. Di ka na papasok sa opisina, at di ka na magla-laway sa haba ng at pagod sa biyahe. Subalit tulad ng isang self-employed professional, na halintulad din sa isang negosyante, walang trabaho, walang kita. Dasal at sipag para umunlad. May kataasan ang parte ng mga money transfer companies. Maging ang mga bangko, naniningil na rin ng singkuwenta pesos pataas kada transfer. Daig pa ang real-estate agent kung mangubra minsan.

Bentaheng malaki na ang Pilipino ay maraming alam na wika. Dalawa agad. Ang iba, magdaragdag pa, wikang Kastila o Chinese na mabebentang wika. Sa call center pa lamang, mas malaki ang sahod kapag ikaw ay nakuha bilang ahente na bihasa sa Ingles at Espanyol. Pakiwari ko’y mado-doble ang basic salary. Karamihan ng mga kliyente sa Silangang Amerika ay mga Latino, na wikang Kastila ang gamit. Wala nang mas magpapa-hinahon pa sa galit na parokyano ng kumpanya mo sa pagkakaroon ng agarang kuneksyon bilang ikaw ay nagsasalita rin ng wika nila. Patas at tropa na kayo, kumbaga, at bagaman dismayado sa produkto o serbisyo, panatag na sigurado ang loob nila sa inyo.

Ang kaibhan ng call center sa online language teaching, na kadalasan ay Ingles, ay magti-tiyaga ka na dumami ang mga estudyante mo. Gaya rin ng negosyo. May nakapagkuwento na ang pwesto sa negosyo, sa unang anim na buwan ay lalangawin, o sa kabutihang palad, breakeven. Ganito rin sa online English teaching. Ang akala ng iba, mahirap ang buhay ng babae sa corporate setting. Sa palagay ko ay iba na ngayon. Kung sa rank-and-file, o yung mga mabababang ranggong empleyado, mas nais na ng mga bossing na babae ang kunin, dahil nga naman kung pleasing lamang ang hahanapin sa personality, di-hamak na mas pleasing ang malambot na kutis ng babae kaysa magaspang at nakasimangot na karakas ng karamihang lalake.

Sa online teaching, madalang lamang makita ang mukha. Ang problema na lamang ng isang lalaking online teacher ay kung boses sigarilyo siya. Ayos din naman, basta Sting lang, at huwag Garutay.

Paglipas ng ilang buwang pagtitiyaga, isipin na lamang ninyo na galing sa proby sa isang kumpanya ay naging regular na kayo, at kikita naman kayo ng ilang libo sobra sa minimum wage.

Ang kagandahan nito ay may panahon pa kayo magnegosyo sa gabi, o sa huling dalawang araw ng linggo, o kaya naman ay itodo ninyo na pati pato, at wala nang tayuan, beinte-kwatro oras, siyete araw sa isang linggo. Sa negosyo, at sa self-employment, ibayong sipag, hakot kuwalta. Kung gusto mong chill-chill lamang, maaari din. Depende nga sa tao, sa kagustuhan niya sa kung anong balanse ang magiging takbo ng buhay niya. Hindi katulad kapag nasa opisina, may quota ka na dapat abutin, sa ayaw at sa gusto mo.

Ang pagkakaroon ng panahon sa sarili ay ginugugol ng karamihan sa pag-aaral muli, at sa mga raket. Ang iba ay nagluluto, nagtatayo ng bakery, restawran, o kaya nama’y sa direct selling o sa stock market trading. Pakisigurado lamang na tunay at wagas ang direct selling company na papasukin ninyo. Kung tutuusin, mas maigi talaga ang sariling produkto, mula sa inyong pawis, hinubog ng sariling mga kamay. Walang katumbas ang kasiyahan ng isang negosyanteng napalago ang sarili sa pagpupunyagi.

 

Sino ba naman ang di naranasang maduwal, mabasa mula buhok hanggang medyas dahil nabasbasan sa piyesta ng tubig kanal, at maihi sa karsunsilyo sa haba ng biyahe, o maging sa takot sa mala-ahas na pagma-maneho ng mga tsuper na di mo mawari ang sanhi ng pagmamadali? Pampagising daw, wika ng ilan.

Sino ang hindi pa nadudukutan sa tren, na kung saan ang tanong ng pulis ay kung magkano ang teleponong nadukot?

Sino ang hindi pa inanod ng baha mula opisina papunta sa kanilang bahay?

Sino ang nais pa-alagaan sa katulong ang mga paslit na mahal nila sa buhay?

Sa pagiging online teacher, maiiwasan na ang halos lahat nang ito, huwag lamang bahain ang lugar ninyo.

Makapagta-trabaho ka sa iyong sariling kuwarto, kahit walang saplot. Pero magdamit ka na lang, ma-nuno pa yung mga estudyante mo. Ang i-intindihin mo lamang ay ang pagkaka-kabit ng isang malakas na sagap ng internet. Napakadaling bagay dito sa Pinas. Walang ka-hirap hirap. Sinasabi ko sa inyo.

Ang masidhing pagkakaiba ng trabahong gagampanan sa bahay at sa opisina ay ang katahimikan. Sa kabilang banda, depende pa rin talaga kung saan ka nagta-trabaho. Ang ibig kong sabihin ay kumpara sa pagtibag ng pader sa konstruksyon, mas tahimik pa rin ang sigawang umaatikabo sa palapag ng call center. Ngunit ang call center ay di hamak na mas maingay kaysa sigawan ng mga nag-aaway na paslit na hindi pa tumu-tungtong ng elementarya.

Tara mamasukan na lamang uli tayo.

Ang isang bagay na di mapapantayan ng pagtatrabaho sa opisina at pagiging online teacher – ay kapag nag-pururutsa ang iyong tiyan. Lahat na yata ng puedeng binyagan na palikuran sa biyahe nagawa ko na. Sa istasyon ng pulis, sa MRT, maging sa isang cubicle na walang pinto. Huwag na kayo mag-usisa.

 

Sa trabaho namin, isang flush lang, at kaunting idlip, pag umige ang pakiramdam, payt ulit.

 

Ang kapasala-salamat sa pagiging online teacher ay ang pagkatuto ng mga tulad namin sa kultura ng ibang bansa. Sabihin natin na sensitibo ang disposisyon ng pangangatawan ng isang online teacher, at di siya mapapayagan o di niya kakayaning lumipad sa eroplano. Hindi pa rin niya mararamdaman na may kulang sa buhay niya, dahil sa pakikipag-usap sa iba’t-ibang tao mula sa iba’t-ibang bansa, ay para na ring narating niya ang mga lugar nila.

At alam ninyo, batid ko na ang paglalakbay, ang pamamasyal, hindi kailanman pinagbubuhusan ng oras dahil sa tanawin lamang. Kung ako nga’y magiging pangahas pa, mariin kong ibubulalas na ang paglalakbay ay nagiging makabuluhan lamang kung kikilalanin mo ang mga taong taga-ibang lugar. Dahil sila’y mga karakter sa nobela ng buhay natin, at sumasalamin rin, sa ating mga sarili at mithiin.

Magandang araw.

 

Photo credits: http://cat.xula.edu/food/how-to-be-a-better-online-teacher/

NEWSKUPOW! Ang bala ni Lola! Joke, joke, joke!

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nkpow april 23

 

Déjà vu.

 

1992 ELECTIONS:

Panalo si MIRIAM DEFENSOR-SANTIAGO

sa lahat ng surveys at mock elections.

 

Tapos, may nagpakalat ng

“Brenda,” “Luna” and “Tillie” rumors.

(Short daw for brain damage, lunatic at tililing).

 

Sa huling survey bago ang 1992 elections,

bumagsak sa third place si MDS.

 

In the end, natalo siya ni Fidel V. Ramos (23.58%).

MDS got 19.72% and

Eduardo “Danding” Cojuangco got 18.17%.

 

44 years later

it’s happening again

(the brain damage rumors).

Not to MDS this time…

but to one of her opponents,

Davao City Mayor Rodrigo Duterte.

 

The irony of it all.

 

*****

 

NGAYON, SI DANDING COJUANGCO

ay hindi tumatakbo.

 

Pero parang tumatakbo na rin siya

dahil siya ang nagpopondo

sa kandidatura ng AmGirl

na si Grace Llamanzares.

 

PROXY ang tawag diyan.

 

*****

 

GOEBBELS TACTIC:

Pag inulit-ulit, nagiging parang totoo na

sa isip ng tao.

 

Noong 1992, hindi pa laganap ang internet sa Pinas

(World Wide Web was introduced in 1991)

pero dahil sa matagumpay na pagpapalaganap

ng “Brenda,” “Luna” and “Tillie” rumors,

maraming napaniwala —

at sa isip ng marami,

naging parang totoo na ito.

 

Ngayon, presidential candidate Jejomar Binay

claims to be a victim of this Goebbels tactic.

 

Déjà vu.

 

******

 

THE  1992 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS

was the first under the 1987Constitution.

 

Ramos got the lowest plurality

in the Philippine electoral history.

Ito rin ang may pinakamaliit na lamang

ng nanalo sa kanyang “runner-up.”

 

Baka naman parang Ms Colombia si Ramos!

At si MDS ay si Pia Wurtzbach!!!

Tanungin kaya natin si  Steve Harvey?

 

*****

 

SA UNANG LIMANG ARAW NG BILANGAN,

lamang si Miriam Defensor Santiago.

Tapos, naungusan na siya ni Ramos.

 

Nagprotesta si MDS

at isinama sa reklamo  ang mga brownouts

na nangyari noong elections.

 

Ngayon, may mga power outages na naman

na pinapatupad sa ibat’-ibang lugar sa bansa.

 

Déjà vu.

 

*****

 

ANO’NG NANGYARI SA PROTESTA NI MDS?

Waley.

Nabasura.

 

Ngayon, nasa unahan siya sa Spot.PH’S list of

10 AWESOME PRESIDENTS WE NEVER HAD:

 

  1. Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago
  2. Jose “Pepe” Diokno
  3. Juan Flavier
  4. Jovito Salonga
  5. Raul Roco
  6. Richard Gordon
  7. Haydee Yorac
  8. Gilbert “Gibo” Teodoro
  9. Liwayway Vinzons-Chato
  10. Dr. Esperanza Cabral

 

*****

 

OF COURSE, TO MDS FANS,

it’s not too late to make this “awesome president”

sit on the throne in the Palace.

 

Kung MDS fan ka,

huwag mong pansinin ang surveys

at ipaglaban mo ang idol mo.

 

Make her credentials shine

at huwag nang sayangin ang oras

sa pang-aaway ng non-MDS fans.

You won’t covert anyone THAT way.

 

*****

 

NABANGGIT NA NATIN SINA

Binay, Poe, Duterte at Miriam.

 

Parang may kulang, ‘no?

 

Ayyyy….

YUNG FUTURE FLAVOR OF THE MONTH!!!

 

*****

 

SABI NI MAR ROXAS:

 

“At the start of the campaign in February,

the flavor of the month was Binay.

When March came, he was no longer

the flavor of the month, it was Senator Poe.

In April, it was not Grace anymore, it’s Duterte.

But this is just a flash in the pan.

With all he’s been saying,

will he still be the flavor of the month?”

 

Siya na raw ang magiging flavor of the month

pagdating ng May. the election month.

 

Ganern?

Ano’ng flavor kaya?

 

Baka ampalaya.

 

*****

 

SI PRES. BS AQUINO III NAMAN,

nagbabala sa mga kandidato

na kung anu-ano ang ipinapangako.

 

Tulad niya.

 

*****

 

SABI NI PNOY SA SUSUNOD NA PANGULO:

“Beat my achievements.”

 

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

*****

 

DAGDAG PA NI PNOY:

“If there is a singular legacy that I am leaving

and sana, ano, masanay ang kababayan natin

na ito ang kaya ng gobyernong pinapatakbo ng matino.”

 

MATINO?

MATI….

NO!!!!!

 

*****

 

ITO SIGURO ANG IDEA NI PNOY NG MATINO:

 

Abad.

Abaya.

Alcala.

Tolentino.

Soliman.

Honrado.

Purisima.

Hontiveros.

Torres (SLN)

Ochoa.

Lina.

Roxas.

 

Nasaan ang matino???

 

*****

 

SABI PA NIYA:

“Baka naman pag-alis ko, bumalik tayo sa dati,

magre-repeat tayo nung lagim

para bumalik sa liwanag.

Huwag na ho.

Dire-diretso na tayo sa liwanag, di po ba?”

 

Pag umalis ka po,

tiyak na liliwanag na.

 

*****

 

PWERA NA LANG KUNG YUNG ISA

ang manalo.

Natural ang dilim nun eh.

 

*****

 

ZERO IN THE METRO

 

Public satisfaction with Pnoy

plunged to ZERO in Metro Manila

in the first quarter of 2016.

 

Matino.

 

*****

 

ETO PA ANG MANITO:

AQUINO TO LEAVE P6.4 TRILLION DEBT

 

TRILLION ‘yan, Dong!

 

Ang tino-tino n’yo talaga!!!

 

*****

 

 

SI KRIS AQUINO NAMAN,

sumama na rin sa Liberal Party campaign.

 

Akala ko ba, mananahimik na ‘yan??

 

*****

 

PANIC MODE NA ANG LIBERAL PARTY!

 

Tinawag na si Kris eh.

 

Pero talo pa rin sila ni Grace Poe…

to the rescue sa kanya si Coco Martin!

 

Ang probinsyano mismo!!!

 

Laban???

 

*****

 

NAKUYOG NAMAN SI TETAY SA SOCIAL MEDIA

nang kumalat ang reports na ginamit niya

ang  5 choppers ng gobyerno

para sa campaign nina Mar at Leni.

 

Palusot ng Palasyo:

Nag-volunteer daw si Tetay

na sumama kay PNoy sa isang

government project site sa Cebu.

 

HANGGANG NGAYON????

Hanggang ngayon, ginagawa n’yo pa rin kaming

TANGA???

 

*****

 

  1. APO FIRE & RESCUE = I CHOPPER

LP CAMPAIGN = 5 CHOPPERS

 

Ang tuwid ng daan!!!

 

*****

 

ANG TANONG:

Bakit n’yo ginagamit ang pera ng bayan

at gamit ng gobyerno

para ikampanya sina Mar at Leni???

 

Bawal po ‘yan.

At alam n’yo ‘yan!!!

 

*****

 

PAGTATANGGOL NI PNOY SA ISYU:

“Si Kris ang isa sa pinamakaling taxpayer.”

 

So???

Taxpayers din kami ah!

So, kailan kami makakasakat sa chopper n’yo???

 

*****

 

SABI NI PNOY:

“Si Kris ang isa sa pinamakaling taxpayer.”

 

Ayyy…

MAY PROMO PALA ANG B.I.R.???

 

Kelan  pa???

 

*****

 

COME-LEAK.

 

NA-HACK ANG COMELEC WEBSITE.

Ang nag-hack?

Isang 20-year-old IT graduate.

 

Good job, Comelec people!!

Ang gagaling n’yo!!!!

 

*****

 

HACK LANG NAMAN.

Simple lang ‘yan.

 

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!!!

 

*****

 

MATAPOS MA-HACK (O MA-DEFACE)

ang Comelec website,

nanakaw naman ang database ng mga botante

at isinapubliko ito sa isang website —

at later on ay naging available for downloading

via Torrent.

 

Weno naman ngayon?

 

Lahat lang naman ng voter info nating lahat

(address, birthday at iba pang info)

ay pwede na i-access ng kahit na sino —

kahit yung may masamang balak.

 

Paktay tayo d’yan.

 

*****

 

LAGOT NGAYON YUNG AYAW MALAMAN

ang tunay nilang edad…

 

Paktay kayo d’yan.

 

*****

 

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE-R!!!

 

Nabuking din ang ang isa sa mga “seeders”

(nagda-download ang nagdi-distribute ng data)

ay nasa loob ng….

MALACAÑANG!!!!

 

Multi-tasking ang pangulo?

Gaming while “seeding”???

 

*****

 

GINAGAWA LANG NATING LIGHT AND FUNNY

ang balitang ito,

pero serious po ang implications nito.

 

Ibig sabihin ay madaling ma-compromise

ang system ng Comelec mismo.

 

Kung ganun, paano nila masisigurado

na WALANG DAYAAN ang mangyayari sa May 9?

 

Pakisagot po, Comelec!

 

*****

 

ANG PINAKAMAINGAY NA BALITA

these past days ay ang

“rape joke” ni Mayor Rody Duterte.

 

Iba’t iba ang reactions.

 

SA MGA ANTI-DUTERTE:

Horrible!  Shocking!  Sick!

Unpresidentaible!

Unstatesmanly!

Don’t vote for him!!!

 

SA MGA PRO-DUTERTE:

Joke,  joke,  joke!!!

Di na kayo mabiro!

Mga pikon!!!

 

*****

 

ANTI-DUTERTE:

Nakakahiya!

Pinagtatawanan tayo ng buong mundo!

 

PRO-DUTERTE:

Ano ngayon kung ganun magbiro?

He’s the only hope we have

for REAL change.

 

*****

 

ANTI-DUTERTE:

Ang bobo ng mga Dutertards!

 

PRO-DUTERTE:

Ang bobo ng anti-Duterte!

 

*****

 

BOBO PALA TAYONG LAHAT!!!

 

*****

 

TAMA BA SI DUTERTE TO TELL

U.S. AND AUSTRALIAN AMBASSADORS TO SHUT UP?

 

Hindi nga ba sila dapat nangengealam

sa local politics?

 

BASA!

http://www.rappler.com/nation/politics/elections/2016/130439-ambassadors-comments-duterte-s-rape-joke?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=referral

 

*****

 

CBCP: DON’T VOTE FOR DUTERTE

CBCP: WHO ARE WE TO CONDEMS PORK SCAMMERS?

 

Thou shall not tell a bad joke, but you can steal.

 

****

 

POE, ROXAS, BINAY, MIRIAM HIT DUTERTE

over rape joke.

 

Naturalmente!

Flavor of the month nga, diba?

 

*****

 

SI DUTERTE ANG FLAVOR OF THE MONTH.

Malamang, hanggang May.

 

Mali si Marimar.

 

*****

 

SI MAR ANG FLAVOR OF THE MONTH

for the month of Never.

 

*****

 

NABUHAY NA NAMAN ANG LAGLAG BALA GANG!

 

HONRADO!!!!  ABAYA!!!!!

Natutulog na naman kayo sa pansitan???!!!!

 

*****

 

ANG LATEST “VICTIM” AY ISANG 72-YEAR-OLD LOLA

na hindi makalakad ng maayos

kung hindi aalalayan.

 

The profile of a hardened killer.

 

*****
ANG REACTION NI HONRADO?

Malamang, gaya ng dati…

“Minalas lang kami.”

 

*****

 

ANG REACTION D’YAN NI MARIMAR?

Malamang, gaya ng dati…

 

“Problema ba ng gobyerno ‘yan?”

 

*****

 

Eto pa… noong April 21…

 

GLASS WALL SHATTERS, CEILING COLLAPSES AT NAIA-1

 

Laglag-Kisame naman!

 

*****

 

QUOTABLE QUOTE:

 

“Politicans all too often think

about the next election.

Statesmen think about

the next generation.”

 

– Linda Lingle

 

*****

 

PHOTO CREDITS:

KRIS AQUINO / HELICOPTER ISSUE: manila.coconuts.co

RODRIGO DUTERTE:  www.filipinewsph.com

MIRIAM SANTIAGO IN 1992:  www.spot.ph

MAR ROXAS: www.philstar.com

SALVACION CORTABISTA:  news.abs-cbn.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Art of keeping a secret

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Do you know how to keep a secret?

Do you know how to keep a secret?

Eunice (not her real name) holds a secret close to her heart. Her friend told her something that she promised not to tell anyone else. Her friend is ashamed of something she has done in the past. She confided in Eunice and counts on her to keep it a secret. Eunice feels honored that her friend chose to share the private information with her and no one else. Eunice gave her word that she will never betray her friend’s trust but there’s a heavy feeling in her heart. The secret is somehow weighing her down.

Bass and his sister are organizing an intimate surprise party for their cousin. They invited a couple of family and friends to the party. They all agreed to keep it a secret from the birthday celebrant until the big day.

Everyone has secrets. Some may be trivial while others may be a little more profound. Some are easier to keep than orders.

There are people who keep secrets because the situation calls for it. Some individuals guard certain information because they are guilty, ashamed or embarrassed about something they have done. Some may be afraid that putting things out in the open will make others criticize, shun, or worse hate them.

In some cases, a person is afraid that if a secret comes out, it can destroy a relationship, reputation or something that he/she deeply values in life. Secrets that disturb the conscience are usually associated with behavior that goes beyond the moral lines.

Confiding your secret in a trusted family member, friend, or colleague can help make you feel better.

Being entrusted with a secret may not be easy. A person may feel honored but at the same time burdened by something that he/she promised to keep to himself/herself.

If you find yourself at the receiving end of a secret, what do you do? The obvious answer is to keep quiet about it and guard the secret with your heart, whether it’s a small or big secret unless it can potentially harm another person.

Keep the golden rule in mind, “Do unto others what you want them to do unto you.” When you tell someone a secret, you expect them to keep it and not tell others. If someone tells you a secret, it’s only right that you do the same. Here are some tips to help you keep private information to yourself.

1. Do not commit if you cannot keep a secret. Ask yourself if you can take the pressure of guarding a secret before making a commitment of keeping one. Be sure that you understand the gravity of the secret before listening to it. If someone hints or tells you that he/she is about to tell you a secret, it is recommended to ask for some information first. If the secret has the potential to put you in a precarious or dangerous position, you have the option to listen to it or not.

It also helps to know the duration of the secret. How long do you have to keep a secret? Is it a short-term or long-term secret?

It is advisable to decline listening to the secret if you think that you will have a difficult time keeping the secret. Do so with kindness and tact to avoid hurting the other party.

2. Keep your lips sealed. A secret means you cannot tell anybody else about it. If your friend tells you that she is pregnant and asks you to keep it a secret, you should not tell another soul … not even your mother, father, sibling, or spouse. Telling your mom about it and asking her not to share it with anyone else is betraying your friend’s trust. The best thing to do is to keep quiet about it.

3. Do not write about it. Prevent a secret from leaking by not writing about it. Jotting down secrets in your diary or blog can cause problems. Someone might find out about the secret if another person gets hold of your diary whether intentionally or not. An anonymous blog post can reveal the secret if a person puts the pieces together.

4. If you cannot keep the secret any longer, be honest about it. Be truthful to the person who told you the secret if you believe that revealing it can help someone’s situation, solve a problem or protect a person’s safety or health.

5. Act as if you do not know anything. You might be forced to lie about knowing something in order to protect a secret. Some people who think that you know a secret might intentionally put you on the spot hoping that you spill the beans. Avoid being on the hot seat by pretending that you don’t know what they are talking about. Think of ways to change the topic. If they insist on prying, make a polite excuse and leave.

6. Do not put yourself in a dangerous position. If you spring up the topic that borders closely to the secret, you might be unwittingly tempting yourself to leak information. Always be aware of your choice of topics when talking to other people.

7. When the secret becomes so burdensome, you might feel the urge for some relief. If you feel stressed about harboring a secret, it may help if you share the secret with an inanimate object, infant or a pet. It may sound like a weird idea but it can help alleviate some of the burden of keeping a secret. No one will know if you tell the private information to a doll, plush toy, figurine, tree, plant, or a pet (with the exception of birds that can mimic sounds like parrots, cockatoos and Myna). You can also talk to your own reflection in the mirror. It is advisable to do it when nobody else is around to avoid eavesdropping or appearing like a nut job.

The author has secrets that she vows to keep. She recommends that you be wise about keeping or revealing your own secrets.

 

 

Photo from Pixabay. Public domain.
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Rachel Yapchiongco, also known as Rach to her friends, is a Psychology and Marketing Management graduate of De La Salle University. Rachel is a mom to a charming boy and married to an entrepreneur who has a passion for cooking. She shares parenting experiences and slices of everyday life on her personal blog called Heart of Rachel.

When the kasambahay is on vacation

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feather-duster-709124_640Good household help is so hard to find these days. So when we do find help that prove reliable and trustworthy, we latch on to them and treat them like gems. Well, at least that’s how we are in our family. Upon interviewing several heads of household though, the story is the same. With reliable maids and yayas so hard to find, we feel so grateful when we feel like we hit gold. They’re highly valuable in the functioning of daily family life. Household help is there to indeed help us as we go about our busy days. They’re there to tidy up the rooms, water the plants, help do the laundry, among other things. Over time a routine develops at home, with them learning how to do their work efficiently and effectively. So when the time comes for them to go on vacation, it becomes a bundle of mixed emotions for the employer. Joy that help can take a break, studded with a little bit of fear because the routine gets disrupted. Don’t despair! When the kasambahay goes on vacation, you don’t have to feel like your home will fall apart. Here are some tips to adjust to a “kasambahay-less” situation.

Pre-cook adobo and freeze in batches. Heat as needed. (Image: Toni Tiu.)

Pre-cook adobo and freeze in batches. Heat as needed. (Image: Toni Tiu.)

If the household cook will be out for a week and you have no idea how to fry an egg, ask for a week’s worth of meals to be cooked. Then freeze them. Trusty dishes include adobo, beef tapa, beef stew, sauces for pasta, menudo, laing. Depending on the quantity, these dishes can keep up to a month in the freezer. “My First Try on Freezer Meals”, a blog article by What Else Michelle can kickstart ideas for getting food on the table for the family, even without your cook.

 

Stock up your pantry before your household help leaves., so going to the grocery is one less thing on your to-do list when she's out on vacation.

Stock up your pantry before your household help leaves., so going to the grocery is one less thing on your to-do list when she’s out on vacation.

Before your household help leaves for vacation, ask her to endorse her responsibilities to you. There are some tasks that they know better than others, like when it’s best to water the plants in the neighborhood or how crispy one of the kids like their ulam. These little things can be big things, especially when they’re there to keep the home running well. Ask her to make a list of her various tasks, and go over them together before she leaves. This way there are also no surprises for you when she’s already out.

grandma-736004_640Ask for help! Having young kids around the home can be quite a handful, and if you’ve gotten used to yaya taking care of them, you might get a little overwhelmed with what’s needed to be done. For sure you can handle it, but it doesn’t hurt to ask for help. Bring the kids over to their grandparents, or have them come over and watch the kids. While they play together, you can finish up on chores around the home.

When yaya leaves for vacation and you have a newborn in your hands, try out babywearing. Babywearing while doing chores around the house is possible, and you’ll be surprised at how efficient you can still be! Newborns can be quite demanding, but having you close by will make them extra comfortable. You can do the dishes even when your baby wants to be held.

Get a temporary maid to take on your household help’s role. Having extra hands can help keep you running the home well. Ensure that a proper turnover is done to the temporary help before your household help leaves.

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Finalize when your household help’s departure and arrival dates are. Take a leave from work, if it hits a work week. Enjoy the time to bond with the kids at home. If you are really desperate that you have no help, go on vacation the week that they’re on vacation too! Just make sure to keep your home secure while the whole family is out, or ask a trusted friend or relative to housesit for you.

Don’t be so hard on yourself. It may be a hassle to have your routine interrupted, but you don’t have to feel like it’s the end of the world. Do what you can and enjoy it. Your home doesn’t have to be magazine-neat all the time.

 

 


Don’t just start the day right, end it right too

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bed-1158272_640 (1)There’s this belief that how you start your day affects how the rest of your day will go. That must be why there are a lot of articles on how to feel energetic even if you wake up at 5 a.m., how to have the right mindset as soon as you open your eyes, what drinks and food to take to kick off the day well. A morning ritual does help us ease into the day with an open heart and an eager mindset. But just as you put time into the rituals to start your day right, it’s equally valuable to make time to end your day right too.

By the end of the day, you’re most probably home. Finally, it’s time to detach from the work day. Disengage from gadgets as much as you can, while you catch up with family members or your housemates. Use this time to bond and ask about each other’s day, giving them your full attention. If you live on your own, follow the same rule of disengaging so you focus on taking care of yourself instead of staying connected online. This is your time to unwind and re-energize.

Do you have an evening ritual? I remember my late grandfather always unwinding after dinner with a glass of brandy in one hand. He would take his brandy glass, stand in their home’s garage, gazing out into the street. Sometimes he’d be seated, sometimes standing, but always with that drink in hand. He’d relish the quiet of the evening, the occasional roar of a jeepney’s engine in the neighborhood, drink his liquor, then go back in. It was a ritual I look back on fondly. He also did it alone, a time to reconnect with himself.

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It can be a little tricky to have these kinds of evening rituals when you’re managing a full household, especially with younger kids. Nonetheless, it can be done especially when you’ve tucked everybody in. Pick your ritual. Is it a glass of wine while listening to music? Would you rather indulge in an episode of Daredevil before calling it a night? How about catching up with friends on Facebook? Whatever you choose, make sure that the ritual helps unwind you and not get you riled up and stimulated.

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Should you choose to eat a light snack to end the day right, avoid foods that delay sleep. This would include spicy food, caffeine, chocolate. A light snack like a small banana with some peanut butter can be light enough. Take your snacks half an hour before going to bed. Sipping something warm can also help you wind down. Dairy products like milk contain the amino acid tryptophan, which help produce brain chemicals that help promote sleep.

Ending the day right also means listening to what your body wants. Are you feeling tired? Go rest. Don’t force yourself to go to that round of drinks your friend asked you to join. Listen to what your body is telling you. If you’ve got a little more energy and getting a drink with friends helps end your day right, then go for it.

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When you’re preparing yourself for sleep, keep the room in complete darkness. (Read: Natural Ways to Fall Asleep). Even if your lights are out, the glow of a phone’s screen can keep you from falling asleep. Electronic devices emit blue light, which can disrupt the natural rhythm of our sleep. 

As you end your day right, keep your bedroom surroundings peaceful. An environment of clutter can be stressful, hindering you from resting calmly for the day.

A calming bedtime routine ends the day right for you. Take a warm shower. Turn down the lights. Doing the same routine at the same time every evening helps send a signal to your body and mind that it’s time to relax and go to bed. Do the same routine every night, and wake up the next day at the same time. This helps your body clock adjust better.

How you end your day affects how you start the upcoming day. If you want to start your day right, make sure you end it right the night before!

 

 

Don’t make friendship an election casualty

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friendship

 

Part of my life so far is a series of having and losing friends.

 

My early childhood friends were the kids in our neighborhood near the railroad tracks. Can’t remember any of them now. Can’t recall any name or face. There was a classmate in prep school, however,  I readily got friendly with because perhaps he was a seatmate and, well, because he brought with him bars of chocolates every day. (Turned out his father worked in a US army commissary.) Didn’t take long before the other kids took notice and they swarmed over him, took turns carrying his school bag. Which I can’t picture myself doing as I would be burdened with another bag to carry.  Even for all the chocolates in his pockets.

 

Making friends in the elementary grades was goodam bloody. Not a week passed at the end of a school day or recess period when there wasn’t a fist fight – mano a mano – at the abandoned bus terminal (now a tennis court) for no other reason than just to have two boys in short pants slug it out. Katuwaan lang, we’d say or maybe to prove something. For after the fisticuffs the gang would go back to their classes, jostling, laughing loud and making fun along with the protagonists, bloodied noses, sore knuckles and all, their arms ‘round each other’s shoulder.

 

Nothing beats high school friendships, they say. All the time –four years – to really cement friendships not only with the guys but with the giggling girls as well. In the high school I went to, however, things were a little complicated. You don’t have the chance to have the girl who was causing your pimples to act up  to be your seatmate, or classmate or even a schoolmate. With the girls and boys bunched up in separate buildings it was like ‘…for he lives on the side of the mountain and she lives on the other side of the hill..’

 

College friends were forgettable. “Semester friends’ I call them. One or a couple fleeting in and fleeting out before you get to know them well.

 

It is at the workplace (if you are lucky to get a job after schooling) where one gets to experience what friends are for. No more as an individual  adding up numbers and making book reports but a buddy on a team working  to get a job done and well. Or be like the female officemate who got punched in the nose by another staffer, a man at that,  for botching her assignment and getting the group in hot water.

 

In our barangay, friends are a-plenty. Our place is so small that I have a friend or a nodding acquaintance in every street corner. Of course, there would be one or two who’d suddenly snub my greeting for reason only heaven knows. Of course there would be someone, like my next door neighbor, who altogether stopped being friendly. From the grapevine, I learned he was blaming me for his three-time loss at the barangay elections.

 

The friends I have now I hold dear. Barber Egay and the hangers-on at his barbershop, the sunburnt beer-guzzling guys and the cackling gals at the informal settlers area right across the creek, the noisy band of jeepney barkers, kibitzers and the newspaper hawker at the outskirts of our barangay. For sure our friendship will be tested as it was tested a couple of times before as it is being tested this election time by divergent choices and heated arguments.

 

But I am done with losing friends. So I keep my peace, stay at a distance and don’t join in the election discussion fray. For me, the foul-mouthed braggart, the little dark man, the rich mom’s son, the ‘amgirl’  and all ‘em politicians  are just passing fancies and are not worth a cent fighting over. They will be gone after the Venezuelan magician is done with his abracadabra election. And if we don’t hold our horses, so will our friends.

 

Photo credits: http://imperfectspirituality.com

NEWSKUPOW! OMG! Kikidnapin si Kris? Bakeeet? Kelan? See you in court or at BPI Julia Vargas

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nkpow april 30

 

TRILLANES VS CAYETANO

PNOY PATUTSADA NA NAMAN

CANADIAN BEHEADED

SLOGANS

COMELEC HACKER GETS 60 YEARS

MALL VOTING AXED

THE LAST DEBATE

KRIS POSTS TAX FOR 8 YRS

MRT BROKE DOWN AGAIN

ENVELOPES FOR CHEERS – LP LEADERS

GOV. SALCEDA SHIFTS FROM MAR TO POE

REMULLA SHIFTS FROM BINAY TO DU30

MAR SHOULD ALRADY BE DISQUALIFIED

THE BRIDGE OVER… LAND?

MIDNIGHT APPOINTMENTS

ALCALA WASTED P14 BILLION

LATEST SWS SENATORIABLES SURVEY

LTO POCKETED MORE THAN P400M

MAR WILL PROVIDE 1M JOBS – LP

OAV (OVERSEAS ABSENTEE VOTING)

PANAMA PAPERS: HIDING MONEY

KIDAPAWAN UPDATE

LAGLAG BALA LATES VICTIM

CARLOS CELDRAN

CORONA DEAD

 

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ANG BILIS NG PANAHON!!!

Last isyu ng Newskupow,

mainit na mainit pa ang “rape joke”

ni Mayor Rodrigo “Digong” Duterte

at inabangan natin ang pagkuyog sa kanya

sa huling installment ng Pilipinas Debates.

 

Mabilis talaga makalimot ang mga Pinoy.

 

Ano na nga ba yung rape joke ulit??

 

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NOONG NANGUNUNA SI VP JOJO BINAY

at wala pang siguradong makakalaban

na tatakbo sa pagkapangulo…

 

sinimulan na ni SEN. SONNY TRILLANES

ang demolition job kay VP.

 

Record-breaking ang mga pagdinig na ito:

25 hearings na tumagal ng mahigit isang taon!

 

Si Sen. Trillanes ang nagpasimula

ng mga pagdinig na ito laban kay Binay.

 

Bakit itinigil na niya ito?

 

Mission accomplished na ‘to.

 

Move on to the next target na.

 

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NUNG NANGUNGUNA SI BINAY,

tinimbog siya ni Sen. Trillanes sa Senado.

 

Hitting two birds with one stone

ang taktikang ito ni Trillanes:

Sirain si Binay

at magpapogi para sa darating na eleksyon.

Sayang nga naman

ang free early campaigning!

 

Wais ang frog!!!

 

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FAST FORWARD TO 2016 ELECTIONS CAMPAIGN.

Kulelat si Trillanes sa surveys.

Nasa Row 4 sila ni Sen. Gringo Honasan.

 

Kailangang magpapansin ulit.

Kailangang mapag-usapan.

 

Kahit pa sagsaan niya ang batas??

 

Walang batas-batas sa ambisyosong frog.

 

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ANG TARGET NI TRILLANES THIS TIME?

Natural, ang nangunguna sa surveys

na si Davao Mayor Digong Duterte.

 

Si Duterte na lang ang hadlang

sa kandidatura ng sinusuportahan ni Trillanes:

Ang isa pang ambisyosang frog

na hindi kumokokak kundi kumu-croak.

 

Am Girl na Ampffh Girl.

 

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TRILLANES:

Sinungaling ‘yang si Duterte!

May tagong yaman ‘yan!

211 MILLION sa BPI Julia Vargas branch!

 

DUTERTE:

If I am a well-respected mayor of a major city

and I have P211 million, why on earth

would I keep it in a bank outside of my city?

 

If it is dirty money I would keep it in a bank

in my jurisdiction where I can influence bank officials

not to disclose it and name it under an alias

and under multiple bank accounts

or better yet deposit it on a foreign bank account.
If I have that amount I would just have

to declare that I have P211 million,

I can easily say that it’s my inheritance money,

my father was the former governor anyways,

no one would notice.

 

Ayyy… ginamit na po ni Binay ang inheritance alibi, sir!

 

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TRILLANES TO DUTERTE:

I challenge you to stop doing a Binay.

Sign a waiver.

 

DUTERTE TO TRILLANES:

I challenge you to prove your allegations

and name your sources.

 

Parang naririnig ko si Sen. Miriam:

“I challenge you both to shut up!!!”

 

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HINAMON NI TRILLANES SI DUTERTE

na i-meet siya sa Lunes, May 2,

sa BPI Julia Vargas branch.

 

Call! Sabi ni Duterte.

Inutusan niya ang abogado niya

na buksan ang BPI account niya sa Lunes.

 

At naihi sa pantalon si Trillanes.

 

Nakuryente kaya siya???

 

Abangan sa Lunes!!!

 

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BAKIT DAW HINDI MISMO SI DIGONG

ang haharap kay Sen. Trillanes?

 

Sagot ng kampo ni Duterte:

“Ito po ay ang obligasyon ni Mayor sa taongbayan,

hindi po kay Senator Trillanes

because Senator Trillanes is not a person in authority.

He is not the Ombudsman,

he is not a Sandiganbayan justice.

He is a senator and he is not doing his job right now.

Ang ginagawa po niya ay naga-attack ng ibang tao.”

 

Eh… di ba po yun nga ang trabaho ng isang

ATTACK DOG???

 

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DARE NI SEN. TRILLANES:

Kapag napatunayang mali siya…

uurong siya sa pagtagbo pagka-VP.

 

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Kulelat ka nga di ba???

 

Para mong ipinusta ang kulangot mo!

 

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SINAKYAN DIN NI MAR “BOY EPAL” ROXAS

ang issue.

 

Nag-deposit ng P500 sa BPI acct ni Duterte.

Tapos binanatan si Duterte sa pagtatago ng acct.

 

Eh, ser, pwede magtanong?

 

Nasaan po yung P90 BILLION YOLANDA REHAB FUND?

Pwedeng sagutin n’yo muna ‘yun?

 

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KUMALAT SA INTERNET ANG POST NA ITO:

 

FACT CHECK: BPI and the Roxas Family

 

  1. BPI is owned by the Ayala Corporation.
    2. Ayala Corp. was founded by Antonio de Ayala

and Domingo Roxas.
3. Domingo Roxas is the great grandfather of Mar Roxas.
4. Mar Roxas is one of the rivals of Duterte

in the 2016 Presidential election.
5. Duterte wants to know where the leak came from.
6. Trillanes said he not make a formal affidavit and that

he the right to protect his source.

 

Tanong ng post:

Who is Trillanes’ source?

Who is behind this unlawful breach of RA 1405?

 

Hindi ko POE alam.

 

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WE ARE NOT SAFE!

NETIZENS THREATEN TO CLOSE BPI ACCTS FOR DUTERTE

 

Kung kahit sino pala ay pwedeng sumilip

sa acct ng kahit na sino,

hindi pala safe ang maglagay ng pera sa banko!!!

 

Yan ang sigaw ng mga BPI acct holders

an supporters din ni Mayor Duterte.

 

Malamang magiging mabenta ngayon

ang alkansyang kawayan.

 

Opppps!!! Ako unang nakaisip n’yan ha!!!

 

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YUNG HULING NEWSKUPOW! WAS PUBLISHED

the day before the third and last presidential debate.

 

Ano ang mga tumatak na eksena doon?

 

UNA na namang dumating si UNA candidate Binay.

 

Pero hindi na siya una sa surveys.

 

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SI SEN. MIRIAM DEFENSOR-SANTIAGO

ang nag-top sa Twitter trending topics

bago magsimula ang debate.

 

Sumunod sina Duterte at Roxas.

 

Wala POE ba siya??

 

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SA NETIZENS’ CHOICE NG RAPPLER,

nanguna ulit si Mayor Duterte (65.74%),

sinundan ni Mar Roxas (18.03%),

Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago (11.83%).

 

Kulelat sina Sen. Grace Poe (3.72%)

at VP Jejomar Binay (0.67%).

 

Ni hindi man lang naka-1% si VP?

 

Mukhang madilim na ang pag-asa niya, ‘no?

 

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TUMATAK ANG BANGAYAN NINA

Mayor Duterte at Mar Roxas

tungkol sa health services.

 

Sinabi ni Mar na laganap daw sa bansa

ang medical services na available

para sa ating mga kababayan.

 

Kinontra naman ito ni Duterte.

 

Hinamon ni Mar si Duterte na bumitiw

sa pagtakbo kung mapapatunayang

tama siya (Mar).

 

Yan na lang po ang pag-asa ni Mar na manalo:

ang mag-quit ang mga kalaban niya.

 

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SABI NG ISANG NETIZEN:

Duterte did not say that there are no

PHIC beneficiaries in Davao.

He said he applied for additional health funding

from the National government  two years ago

but nothing happened.

Mar is insisting that there are

PHIC beneficiaries in Davao.

Aba syempre meron.

Ano ba si Mar. Bingi o tanga?

 

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MEMORABLE DIN ANG BATMAN QUOTE NI MAR.

 

Na nabatikos din dahil hindi naman daw kay Batman ‘yon

kundi galing sa Pokemon movie.

 

Eh bakit ba kasi nagku-quote ng FICTIONAL character?

Di sana si Scooby Doo na lang kinowt niya:

 

Yabadaba-doooooo!!!!

 

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TUMATAK DIN ANG SINABI NI DUTERTE

SA FACE-OFF NILA NI SEN. SANTIAGO NA:

 

“I’m facing the woman (MDS) who will become

the president of the Philippines.”

 

Ahh… kaya pala biglang humarap sa kanya

si SEN. POE!!!

 

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KAREN DAVILA TO DUTERTE:

Sino ang major campaign contributor mo?

 

DUTERTE:

Nasa bukid.  Si Emilio.

Aguinaldo yata ‘yun.

 

Nalaglag panti ni Karen.

 

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NANG MABATIKOS ANG AQUINO GOVT

sa kapabayaan dahil napugutan ng Abu Sayyaf

ang isang Canadian citizen…

 

ibinunyag ni PNoy na  may info daw siya

na may balak ang Abu Sayyaf na kidnapin sina

Kris Aquino at Manny Pacquiao.

 

Assssoooos!!!

Changing the topic!!!!

 

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KAPAG NABABATO NG PUNA,

alam na kung sino ang ipapasok ni PNoy sa eksena.

 

Ang center of the universe herself…

KRIS AQUINO.

 

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NANG TAGILID ANG CAMPAIGN NI MARIMAR,

to the rescue din ang sisteraka ni PNoy.

 

Nabatikos pa ito dahil sa paggamit ng 5 choppers

ng gobyerno.

 

Ang sagot ng magkapatid?

 

Weno naman!

Milyones naman ang tax payments niya no!

 

May konek ba talaga?

 

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TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY,

nag-post pa si Kris ng meme

na nagsasaad ng binayaran niyang tax.

 

OO NA!!!

MAYAMAN KA NGA, DI BA???

Gusto mo bang maglaway pa kami

para lang matahimik ka na???

 

Sheeeez.

 

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KUNG SAKALING MA-KIDNAP NGA SI KRIS,

Magkano kaya ang ransom na hihingiin?

 

Baka P500.

Ibibigay kay Trillanes

para i-depoist sa accout daw ni Duterte.

 

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BAGONG ACRONYMS DAW:

 

MRT  = MarRoxasTalo
LRT = LeniRobredoTalo

 

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SPEAKING OF LENI…

Hindi po totoong nag-away sila ni Korina Sanchez

at nagsampalan ng tsinelas.

 

In fairness, si Ate Koring ang nagsimula

ng tsinelas ek na yan no!

 

Sana ang ipamigay na lang ni Aling Leni ay…

LAYLAYAN.

 

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Top of Form

MRT 3 NAGKAABERYA NA NAMAN KANINANG UMAGA.

 

Hindi ba balita yan.

 

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PUMANAW NA PO SI

ex-Chief Justice Renato Corona.

 

Siya yung pilit tinanggal sa pwesto

ng BS Aquino III govt

gamit ang pondo ng DAP

na panuhol sa mga senator-judges.

 

Ito ay matapos i-award ng Supreme Court

ang lupain ng Hacienda Luisita

sa mga magsasaka.

 

Ang pagka-benggador ng Aquino regime

ang pumatay kay Corona.

 

Rest in peace, sir.

 

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SA HULING SURVEYS PARA SA MGA

tumatakbo sa pagka-senador,

ang TOP 2 ay sina

TITO SOTTO at FRANKLIN DRILON.

 

Pasok din sa Top 6 si MANNY PACQUIAO.

 

Yay.

Bahala na talaga sa atin si Batman.

 

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PHOTO CREDITS:

KRIS AQUINO: https://www.instagram.com/p/BEkszmqyEnU/?taken-by=kriscaquino&hl=en

SONNY TRILLANES AND RODY DUTERTE:  www.rappler.com

PILIPINAS DEBATES 2016 LAST LEG: primer.com.ph

RENATO CORONA: www.remate.ph

 

 

 

 

 

Of foundlings and foster children

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foudling

Nature has a funny way of balancing things.

 

While a lady in her 40s was quietly saying her prayers in the front pew, she overheard a group of young mothers nearby waiting for their turn to be called at the free clinic service of the church.

 

One of them expressed her fears, “Natatakot nga ako eh. Baka buntis na namanako.Ayaw ko na madagdagan mga tsikiting namin. (I am scared that I might be pregnant again.  I do not like any more children).”

 

The lady turned her attention back to the cross, “Jesus, I am just here. You can give that unwanted child to me.”

 

The middle-aged woman is one of the many wives willing  to bear children. They are well off but for one reason or the other, are deprived of the ability to conceive while the apprehensive mother is also one of the many urban poor who seem to get pregnant at the slightest touch. As they say, “mahakbangan lang, buntis na” (step over her and she is with child).” But they hardly have anything to get by or worse, nothing much to support their children with.

 

And so we see a lot of street urchins running around, all dirty and skinny while their parents do not seem to mind that they do not eat on time, much less if there is anything to eat all. Meanwhile, in their cool, comfortable homes, some young well-to-do wives wallow over their failure to give heirs to their husbands’ wealth.

 

Some may be poor in material possessions but rich in children. Some are rich materially but poor in children.

 

I actually wondered if it is God’s way of saying, “whoever is rich must learn to share.”

 

Some parents indeed have to learn to share, painfully that is. By force of circumstance, they are left with not much choice but to give up their child. The reasons are too many to mention… a poor family could no longer afford another mouth to feed, a teenage girl with unwanted pregnancy and who is not yet ready to face the responsibilities of motherhood, a single mom who could no longer support her offspring.

 

Instead of opting for abortion or just deserting the baby in some wasteland and dealing with the guilt for the rest of their lives, they opt for the lesser evil… have their infants given away and bring joy to barren couples.

 

It is not that easy.

 

For the parents who lose their baby… it must be a heart wrenching decision to let go of their little one because of their lack of capacity to fend for themselves.

 

For the parents who gain… there is the difficulty of going through the bureaucratic red tape of adopting a child, the years of waiting and uncertainty of qualifying or not for the role and the haunting fear that the natural mom would just appear one day at their doorstep and take away their precious one.

 

Out of sheer frustration, many papa-and-mama-wannabes take the easy way backdoor. They search for doctors whose patients are contemplating on giving up their babies at birth.

 

Loraine and Oscar were willing to take the risk. They sat it out through the birth mother’s agony from labor to delivery and went home with their new bundle of joy in their arms after the birth mom agreed never to get in touch again in exchange for the paid hospital bill and some “goodwill” cash to start over. Loraine and Oscar went straight to the registrar and indicated their names as parents of the newborn.

 

Then what of the child? The surrogate guardians may take extra care to shelter their son or daughter from the harsh reality of his/her descent but until when, no one can tell. The truth always has a way of coming out in the oddest and sometimes most cruel way.

 

Lorraine and Oscar was caught in an uncompromising situation at the U.S. Embassy. They were applying for visas to visit relatives in California. The immigration officer took a second look at Loraine upon checking their birth certificates, “You had your daughter when you were 55? That is way past the normal woman’s reproductive age.”

 

Lorraine got uncomfortable. Her embarrassment was the least of her worries. It was the impact on their daughter that she was worried about.

 

Their daughter was within earshot and they had no choice but to confess. Fortunately for them, the little girl was so secure in their love that she did not mind learning about her past. She even turned down the idea of meeting her own parents.

 

For Biboy, it was a very different story. He may have been raised in a highly supportive family but deep down was a feeling of emptiness that no love can ever seem to fill up. He could not put his finger on the real reason until later in grade school when bullies started taunting him for being an “ampon”. He confronted his parents about it but they denied.

It was the start of the series of academy-hopping for him. A schoolmate or two would tease him about the “ampon” issue and his mother would transfer him to another place. During his high school days, a close cousin finally spilled the beans. He felt lied to and betrayed. He resorted to drugs, alcohol and bad company to numb the pain.

 

Level up to national politics.

 

It is one thing to accept the painful truth of one’s existence and another to be subject of public scrutiny. That is like multiplying the agony a hundred times.

 

It must have been very hard for the likes of Grace Poe to be rejected by the agents of the State after going through the pain of rejection by her own blood parents.

 

The poll body disqualified Poe in December 2015 on the grounds that her being a foundling meant it was impossible to tell if her parents were Filipino, which they would need to be for Poe to fulfill the constitution’s “natural-born Filipino” requirement.

 

Months later, the Supreme Court ruled in her favor and she is now one of the top contenders for the presidency as of this writing. Whether or not the Filipino nation will embrace and accept her as their own by voting for her as the new leader of the land is yet to be known but at least she was given equal footing that any Filipino deserves to have.

 

As for Biboy… he has finally come to his senses and sought forgiveness from the people he learned to love as his family. He realized that he may have been forsaken as a helpless tot but he was loved by his adoptive parents and siblings as if he were their own blood-kin. He was given the same protection and support to realize his full potential just as any child deserves.

 

In the end… it is love that saves the day.

 

 

Photo credits: www.indulgy.com

Napakabait: Kuya Eddie

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eddie ilarde

 

Kung alam mo ang kantang “Napakasakit, Kuya Eddie,”  malamang ikaw ay nasa late 20s to late 30s.  Kung alam mo rin kung sino ang tinutukoy na Kuya Eddie sa kanta, malamang ikaw ay nasa 40s pataas. O pwede ring ikaw ay teenager o nasa 20s lang, pero mahilig magbasa o mag-research tungkol sa local (pop) history. Kaya huwag nang matakot aminin na kilala mo ang kanta at kung sino si Kuya Eddie.

 

Ang kantang “Napakasakit, Kuya Eddie” ay ang hit record ni Roel Cortez (na siya ring nagpasikat ng “Baleleng” ) noong dekada ‘80.  Pero hindi tungkol kay Roel o sa kanta niya ang topic natin. Ginamit ang kantang ito sa isang popular radio show na “Kahapon Lamang” ni Eddie Ilarde, o mas kilala bilang Kuya Eddie. At ito rin ang naging title ng TV show ni Kuya Eddie noong mid-1980s.

 

Sino ba si Kuya Eddie?

 

Si Eddie Ilarde ay sumikat bilang radio at television host, na kalaunan ay pumasok sa mundo ng politika – at naging isang senador.

 

ROOTS

 

Si Edgardo U. Ilarde ay ipinanganak noong August 25, 1934 sa Iriga, Camarines Sur, kung saan din ipinanganak ang superstar na si Nora Aunor. Nang mag-graduate sa high school, lumuwas siya ng Maynila upang doon ay makipagsapalaran.  Nagtrabaho siya bilang shoeshine boy at naglako rin ng dyaryo. Nang lumaon ay pinag-aral siya ng kanyang kuya at nagtapos siya ng kursong journalism sa Far Eastern University (FEU) noong early 1950s.

 

FIRST CAREER: RADIO

 

Sa FEU, nanalo siya sa isang oratorical contest at dito siya napansin ng isang radio executive. Nagtrabaho siya sa iba’t ibang radio stations sa Maynila tulad ng DZRH, DZXL at DZBB. Di  nagtagal, siya ay naging isang sikat na radio host noong mid- to late 1950s.

 

Ang pinakasikat niyang radio program ay ang “Kahapon Lamang,”  isang advice program kung saan may mga sumusulat sa kanya para isangguni ang kanilang mga problema, at ang mga ito ay binabasa niya on air.  Dito sumikat ang catch phrases na “Dear Kuya Eddie” at “Napakasakit, Kuya Eddie” — dahil sa mga sob stories ng letter senders.  Matapos basahin ang mga sulat, magbibigay ng payo si Kuya Eddie.  At sa pagtatapos ng programa ay babanggitin niya ang isa pang famous catch phrase niya na:  “Give my regards to the family…  Mabalos!”   “Mabalos” ay pinaigsing “Dios Mabalos” (literally: God will repay you), ang pinaka-“thank you” ng mga Bicolano.

 

At kahit nagti-TV na siya, may radio program pa rin siya tulad ng  “The Eddie Ilarde Radio Show”  (1970s).

 

TELEVISION:  STUDENT CANTEEN,  ATBP.

 

Bago pa man nagkaroon ng “Eat Bulaga!” at “It’s Showtime,” namayagpag muna ang kauna-unahang noontime show sa Philippine television. Nagsimula ito bilang isang radio show sa DZXL (original title: “CBN Canteen”) at ang radio hosts ay sina Eddie Ilarde, Bobby Ledesma, Leila Benitez at Bobby de Veyra.  Ini-air ito mula sa canteen ng Manila Chronicle Building sa Aduana, Manila.  Nang maging patok ito sa mga estudyante, pinalitan ang title nito to “Student Canteen.”

 

1958 nang umere sa TV (sa CBN, ang ninuno ng ABS-CBN) ang “Student Canteen,” lalo itong nag-hit sa viewers.  Pero itinigil ito noong 1965 nang pumasok sa politika si Eddie Ilarde.  Maraming ibang noontime shows ang umusbong:  “Magandang Tanghali” (host: actor Pancho Magalona, father of Francis M.), “Stop Look & Listen” (host: Eddie Mesa. father of actors Michael de Mesa, Mark Gil and Cherie Gil), “Twelve O’Clock High” (later became “Ariel con Tina”; hosts: Ariel Ureta and  Tina Revilla), and “Lunch Break” (hosts: Eddie Mercado, Rod Navarro, Caridad Sanchez, among others).

 

Nang i-revive ang “Student Canteen” noong 1975 — this time sa GMA (produced by Ilarde’s Program Philippines Inc.) – itinampok nito ang original hosts na sina Eddie Ilarde,  Bobby Ledesma at Pepe Pimentel.  At sinamahan sila ng mga baguhan na sina Helen Vela at Connie Reyes.  Maraming sumubok pataubin ang “Student Canteen” pero marami ang nabigo.  Sa twilight years ng “Student Canteen,”  isang noontime show ang nagpataob dito — ang “Eat Bulaga!,” kung saan lumipat si Connie Reyes.  1986 nang tuluyan nang namaalam ang “Student Canteen” sa ere.

 

Ang mga TV programs ni Eddie Ilarde ay sumusunod:

“The Eddie Ilarde Show” (ABS-CBN, 1959-1962)

“Darigold Jamboree” (ABS)

“Swerte Sa Siyete” (GMA, 1976-1986)

“Student Canteen” (ABS-CBN, 1958-72) (GMA, 1975-1986)

“Kahapon Lamang” (GMA 1976-1986)

“Napakasakit, Kuya Eddie (ABS-CBN, 1986-88)

“Alas Dose Sa Trese (IBC 13, 1999-2000)

 

POLITICS

 

Sa pagitan ng dalawang buhay ng “Student Canteen,” sumubok sa politika si Eddie Ilarde.  1963 nang manalo siya bilang councilor sa Pasay City. Kwento niya sa radio program niya: “Nilait ako. Entertainer lang daw ako. At sa surveys, kulelat ako. Pero pagtapos ng bilangan, number one ako.”   After two years, naging congressman siya nang talunin niya ang incumbent ng 1st District of Rizal.  Tumakbo siya bilang senador noong 1969, pero hindi pinalad. Tumakbo ulit siya bilang senador noong 1971 sa ilalim ng Liberal Party.  Isa siya sa nasugatan sa historical Plaza Miranda bombing.  Naging senador siya sumula noong January 1972, pero naudlot din ito nang magdeklara ng Martial Law si dating President Ferdinand Marcos noong September 21, 1972.

 

1978-1984, sa ilalim ng Kilusang Bagong Lipunan (KBL), nanalo at nagsilbi si Ilarde bilang assemblyman (representing Metro Manila) sa Interim Batasang Pambansa.  Dito ay naging controversial siya dahil sa proposal niyang palitan ang pangalan ng Pilipinas. Ang proposal niya ay gawin itong “Maharlika.”

 

Sumubok ulit si Ilarde na tumakbo bilang senador noong 2004, pero hindi siya pinalad.

 

KAPWA KO, MAHAL KO

 

Marami ang hindi nakakaalam na ang longest-running public service program sa telebisyon na “Kapwa Ko, Mahal Ko” ay brainchild ni Eddie Ilarde.  Ni hindi ito nabanggit sa Wikipedia entry ng naturang programa.  Inilatag ni Ilarde kay noo’y pinuno ng GMA7 na si Menardo Jimenez ang kanyang balak na makatulong sa mga hikahos nating kababayan sa pamamagitan ng isang TV program. Ang target nilang tulungan ay iyong mga hindi maka-afford ng gamot o surgical procedures. Para bang isang clinic on air.

 

Ang TV program na “Kapwa Ko, Mahal Ko” ay nagsimulang umere noong December 1, 1975. Dati’y Monday to Friday afternoons ito ipinapalabas. Hanggang ngayon ay umeere pa ito — tuwing Sabado ng umaga na nga lang.  Last year ay nag-celebrate ito ng 40th anniversary.

 

Isa pang interesting trivia na hindi nababanggit saan man sa internet ay ito:  Ang lyrics ng “Kapwa Ko, Mahal Ko” ay sinulat ni Kuya Eddie mismo. Ikinuwento niya ito sa kanyang radio show kailan lang. Matapos niyang sulatin ang lyrics, ibinigay daw niya ito sa musical director ng “Student Canteen.”  Nag-alangan  ang pobre dahil hindi naman siya composer. Pero tinaggap niya ang hamon – and the rest, as they say, is history.

 

Una itong ni-record ni Ric Manrique Jr.  Nagkaroon din ng version nito si Bert Nievera, ang sikat na singer noong 80s (na tatay ni Martin Nievera). Ang latest version na pinapatugtog sa kasalukuyan ay ang kay Aiza Seguerra.

 

Marami nang award ang nakuha ng public service show na ito.  Salamat kay Kuya Eddie.

 

RECORDING

 

Si Kuya Eddie ay isang recording artist din.  He recorded mainly Bicolano songs like “Ranga,” “Namomootan,” “Tagob An Puso Ko,” “Hematiaman,”  Nag-record din siya in Tagalog tulad ng “Puso Nasaan Ang Katiyakan” (spoken word recording with the instrumental version of “Do You Know Where You’re Going To” as background music) at  “Ako’y Nagbabalik” (spoken word recording na ang background music ay “The Homecoming” ng Canadian na si Hagood Hardy).

 

REPUBLIC OF SENIORS

 

Sa ngayon, chairman and founder si Ilarde ng dalawang samahan. Kahit 81 years old na siya, masipag pa rin sa pagtulong si Kuya Eddie.  This time, ang mga senior citizens na gaya niya ang kanyang tinutulungan.  Ang isa niyang samahan, ang Golden Eagles Society International Inc.  ay nagtataguyod ng kapakanan ng mga seniors.  Ang samahan ding ito ang responsible sa  isang  monthly program para sa seniors,  ang “Republic of Seniors,” na umeere sa GMA News Network.

 

BACK TO HIS ROOTS (RADIO)

 

Sa ngayon, mapapakinggan pa rin si Kuya Eddie tuwing  Sabado at Linggo, 1:30-2:30 ng hapon, sa kanyang “Kahapon Lamang” radio program na umeere sa DZBB.

 

Hindi ito comprehensive biography ni Mr. Eduardo U. Ilarde, dahil mahirap namang isiksik sa 1,000 words ang buhay ng isang napakakulay na personality na tulad niya.  Nais ko lang i-introduce ang isang dakilang uragon sa henerasyon na maari’y hindi na siya kilala.  At habang siy’a nabubuhay pa at may posibilidad na mabasa niya ito.

 

And what better way to end this article than by saying Mr. Ilarde’s favorite parting word:  “Mabalos!”

 

 

 

PHOTO CREDITS:

YOUNG EDDIE ILARDE:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ckw9njQdcs

STUDENT CANTEEN: http://america.pink/student-canteen_4201229.html

SENATOR  EDDIE ILARDE: www.youtube.com

EDDIE ILARDE NOW:  www.gmanetwork.com

 

 

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